calitedesse

Just the thought of marrying a Xalimo with red teeth back home makes me vomit. Or one with FOBish characteristics. Lakiin I've been wondering cause some on this forum swear to God that Somali women back home are better than ones in Western world but I doubt that. Plus they don't even develop...

Remember me. I'm literally using this word to describe other Africans all the time with friends and other people. Friend/stranger: What is Bantu? Cali: You know bro we are Black but Bantu are those pure Africans with thick hair and very black skin and rough features. Friend: So you mean Black...

Everytime.i arrive back from.the gym in the evening/night i enter my building , then the elevator and go nuts dancing with my earbuds on It's so soundproof you only hear the music, so I don't even notice when others enter the elevator abohood wasoyin. One time I was dancing then this dude...

Brothel. Man is gonna get married . Wa lakin he did his engagement in his home country( Iraqi) but lives and studies here. Wa lakin I see he's getting crazy trying to hold himself in with all the punanī walking around, I can't blame him. Too much punanī these days. I proposed to him to hit...

Walking from my house to school this was when i was 18. I was hitting gym since I was 15. So when I was 18 people used to think I was Carribean especially Somalis because I was not skinny and had long hair in a knot basically like Madows and of course my Madow nose. So I remember walking down...

A needlefish literally pierced his f*cking neck and he still managed to swim out of the water with the fish attached to its neck and drive all the way to the hospital and get treated WHILE THE F*CKING fish was still in his neck. Imagine that aabaha ku was. Some of you jileec ni99as wouldve...

Secret society or a cult? Have you ever thought about joining one. In the past I won't lie I dreamed of joining one, but I know that is not possible since they commit shirk and worship idols etc. If I was an atheist or something surely I would've tried joining one.

I can just see it in front of me a lugo baasto big booty bashir with the most skinniest frame on earth crying like a little turd in front of his computer writing down how Somali men are not capable of buildings muscle mass because his ass was too lazy or didn't have the consistency or motivation...

Remarks about my skin and the size of my junk. It's kind of awkward. They be like: yaa (my real name) Cali. girls like you because you are Black and have BBC. If I was ya3ni Black they would like me too yaa sadeeqee. My answer: No fam bro stop saying that it's about game yaa akhi come on...

I laugh very hard because I don't give a flying f*ck about anyone or anything when I laugh I let it all out. Let's say I am walking in the hall and my bro cracks a joke and its superb I would laugh f*cking hard no f*cks given. Now the question for the Somali girls is , would that annoy you?

And creates very macaan species. For example half Indonesian half Cadaan girls wallahi remember meeting some they were so fine. Even met one recently at party she looks like a North African girl but she had something that made her look even hotter. Watching Vice on Indonesia there is this...

what causes red eyes and chocolate teeth In our community. Midakale I was wondering do Somalis get sickle cell disease? Anyone who is able to answer these questions is f*cking BOSS walle bille

That it is true what they are saying Iran is more responsible than Russia and kudos to them for coming forward on downing a passenger flight. Was looking again at videos of MH17 and found this one. Made me really feel bad for the victims families. Still up to this day since the incident they...

I would like to see what people here think? lol Honestly I believe I am one of the most proud Somalis on this forum

Wtf my despriction of Habeshi men is completely right at best they are 1.70 meters in height. https://www.somalispot.com/threads/modern-habesha-men-are-very-feminine.67318/

Everytime I plan on posting girls that attract me I will now add the name and next to it " another one" cause I've posted so many actresses I can't keep up. Now as I explained before I do not judge beauty by skin. Plus I like my women to look simple as you know by all my threads, lakin with a...

@CaliTedesse She got exorcised :damn:

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