This is my 3 stage plan which I hope will be implemented in the future by the much smarter and united Somali gov to get back our country and even an extra chunk 
Insha'Allah. I know its long but please take time to read it is smart warfare.
Stage 1: Problem- Use propaganda to magnify the injustice of Ethiopian troops to Somalis (doesn't have to be real we can use pictures from other war-zones and photoshop or even actors). Indoctrinate Somalis with Somalinimo and teach them about their great history and how our Christian neighbours have always been attacking us and if they could they would take over the whole of Somalia and turn us into gaalo. Assassinate admired patriotic anti-xabashi members of the Somali community across the country and place blame on the Ethiopian government for carrying out murders. Make peace with Islamic extremists and focus their energy towards the Ethiopian kuffar, pay scholars to write fatwas that Jihaad against Ethiopia is mandatory.
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2: Action- Allow the mass migration of Islamic extremists from Somalia into Ethiopia through "poorly guarded borders" where they will coordinate attacks and destabilise the region, remember Somalis are desensitised and so will probably celebrate such attacks. At this point Ethiopia will be in civil unrest something like Syria with many parties fighting each other(Pro-gov,anti-gov, Marxists,Islamic extremists, Rastafarians etc) . Big daddy America will have to at some point fund moderate ONLF fighters and downgrade them from terrorists to freedom fighters so that they can tackle Americas problem (Islamic extremism). Somalia will also be funded and given new toys. Useless ONLF fighters won't make much progress as usual and will hang around their encampments doing the dhaanto all day. Americas only choice now is Somalia or an African Union Mission with the latter of course being plan A. African Union fighters as seen in Somalia now will be absolutely useless HIV-infested rapists. America will go to plan B, Somali National Army.
3: Solution: Big daddy America will give green light for Somalia's new, freshly trained, heavily armed soldiers to invade Ethiopia and take out any threats to world peace. Somalia wins war, is put on pedestal by the West and gifted a big chunk of Ethopia for their service, meanwhile raw meat eating xabashi government is karbashed for allowing an insurgency to take place. :siilaanyosmile:
Feel free to make suggestions for improvement.
Insha'Allah. I know its long but please take time to read it is smart warfare.Stage 1: Problem- Use propaganda to magnify the injustice of Ethiopian troops to Somalis (doesn't have to be real we can use pictures from other war-zones and photoshop or even actors). Indoctrinate Somalis with Somalinimo and teach them about their great history and how our Christian neighbours have always been attacking us and if they could they would take over the whole of Somalia and turn us into gaalo. Assassinate admired patriotic anti-xabashi members of the Somali community across the country and place blame on the Ethiopian government for carrying out murders. Make peace with Islamic extremists and focus their energy towards the Ethiopian kuffar, pay scholars to write fatwas that Jihaad against Ethiopia is mandatory.
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2: Action- Allow the mass migration of Islamic extremists from Somalia into Ethiopia through "poorly guarded borders"
where they will coordinate attacks and destabilise the region, remember Somalis are desensitised and so will probably celebrate such attacks. At this point Ethiopia will be in civil unrest something like Syria with many parties fighting each other(Pro-gov,anti-gov, Marxists,Islamic extremists, Rastafarians etc) . Big daddy America will have to at some point fund moderate ONLF fighters and downgrade them from terrorists to freedom fighters so that they can tackle Americas problem (Islamic extremism). Somalia will also be funded and given new toys. Useless ONLF fighters won't make much progress as usual and will hang around their encampments doing the dhaanto all day. Americas only choice now is Somalia or an African Union Mission with the latter of course being plan A. African Union fighters as seen in Somalia now will be absolutely useless HIV-infested rapists. America will go to plan B, Somali National Army.3: Solution: Big daddy America will give green light for Somalia's new, freshly trained, heavily armed soldiers to invade Ethiopia and take out any threats to world peace. Somalia wins war, is put on pedestal by the West and gifted a big chunk of Ethopia for their service, meanwhile raw meat eating xabashi government is karbashed for allowing an insurgency to take place. :siilaanyosmile:
Feel free to make suggestions for improvement.
