Abdirahman Baileh: Farmaajo's Money Man turns to Selling Snake Oil (Great Article)

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By Hassan Keynan

Here he goes again. Somalia’s finance guru doing what he does best: mixing imagination, fiction, and deception to finance a gigantic fraud. For four years he toured the world, paid homage to the headquarters of the World Bank, IMF, and associated lender clubs.

For four years, he attended myriad multilateral and bilateral meetings and held endless press conferences and media briefings. For four years the good doctor was engaged in a charm mission that painted the image of a country under a new management, led by a dynamic enlightened leadership, and in the trusted hands of a competent, effective, and clean government.

He tweeted, wrote and talked about a country with great economic prospects firmly on the path to a smooth and full recovery and uncontaminated by corruption.

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Abdirahman Baileh

Obviously, this was an exaggerated claim aimed at impressing and courting the international community in the hope that it would keep propping up the colossal fiction he and Villa Somalia have been peddling.

He cared less and knew little about the country and its traumatized people. Informed foreign observers and patriotic Somalis were fully aware that the country was in a fragile state and frequently prone to multiple and devastating shocks, risks, and threats. Villa Somalia and the government it led have been blighted by endemic corruption coupled with a corrosive culture of rent seeking and impunity.

Most importantly, the federal government was confined to a few enclaves in Mogadishu which were protected by African troops contributed by poor countries led by despots and whose salaries were paid by European tax payers. Villa Somalia governs only Mogadishu and depends on revenues extracted from the inhabitants of the Capital only.

In fact, Farmaajo’s money man transformed the fleecing of Mogadishu into a predatory relationship built on an extreme version of taxation not only without representation but also without protection, social services, and accountability. To this can be added the taxes levied by Al-Shabaab, which makes Mogadishu a city saddled with the heavy and horrendous burden of double taxation.
 
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Villa Somalia’s fork-tongued money man has shown he is exceptionally skilled in begging and borrowing for a predatory cabal. He is quite adept in cooking books and crunching numbers when the figures do not add up. But his eyes do not see the rot and evil all around him, and his ears do not hear the deafening cries and gut-wrenching ululations ringing across the country.

The good doctor prefers to live in and operate from a cocoon of denial and self-delusion, unable and unwilling to see the sinister plot aimed at subverting the fragile constitutional order in the country. He is blissfully unaware of the mighty rage of grief and rebellion rapidly encroaching in on the sequestered enclave inhabited by him, his boss, and other members of the predatory squad.

As if all these were not enough, Farmaajo’s money man has never given up groping for another opportunity to deceive. He just announced yet another con trick to prop up an administration that is broke, irreparably broken & now illegitimate. When the honey pot of international dole dried up, he now calls on the Somalis at home and in the diaspora to fill the coffers of a kleptocratic administration.

He appeals to the tired and deeply traumatized citizens of Mogadishu and elsewhere to come to the rescue of those who impoverished and tormented them, those who wantonly breached their trust and betrayed their country. He and the system he serves are not only broke economically. They are also morally bankrupt. No amount of shame, indignity, or disgrace is big enough or too grave to poke their thick sin or prick their cold conscience.

Farmaajo’s finance guru is blessed with a special flair for creative accounting and fictitious economy laced with a generous dose of self-delusion. If Somalia were Wakanda, Villa Somalia and its money man would have won plenty of Oscars, including best screen play, best director and best actor.

Hassan Keynan
Email: keynanhassan@yahoo.com

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Hassan Keynan is a former Professor at the Somali National University and a senior retired UN official who worked in Africa, Asia and Europe.

 
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"Most importantly, the federal government was confined to a few enclaves in Mogadishu which were protected by African troops contributed by poor countries led by despots and whose salaries were paid by European tax payers. Villa Somalia governs only Mogadishu and depends on revenues extracted from the inhabitants of the Capital only."

ouch!


The reason Somalia will not succeed is because the government was made outside of the country back in 04 and was imposed on people. It came to Xamar, without a mandate from the people, and riding on top of ethiopian tanks.

You can't build a government with a top-down approach, they should learn from their brothers and sisters in Somaliland who did it the right way, the somali-way, by building it from a bottom-up approach - by meeting, consulting and defusing disputes.

And most impotently having the meetings in the same place that you want to set-up the government.

But I wish them the best, lets see what happens after the selection - if selection happens at all - and what new shenanigans they will cook-up this time.
 

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"Most importantly, the federal government was confined to a few enclaves in Mogadishu which were protected by African troops contributed by poor countries led by despots and whose salaries were paid by European tax payers. Villa Somalia governs only Mogadishu and depends on revenues extracted from the inhabitants of the Capital only."

ouch!


The reason Somalia will not succeed is because the government was made outside of the country back in 04 and was imposed on people. It came to Xamar, without a mandate from the people, and riding on top of ethiopian tanks.

You can't build a government with a top-down approach, they should learn from their brothers and sisters in Somaliland who did it the right way, the somali-way, by building it from a bottom-up approach - by meeting, consulting and defusing disputes.

And most impotently having the meetings in the same place that you want to set-up the government.

But I wish them the best, lets see what happens after the selection - if selection happens at all - and what new shenanigans they will cook-up this time.
By Saying Somalia you including SL & PL. This Dilemma affecting South Somalia only .
 
By Saying Somalia you including SL & PL. This Dilemma affecting South Somalia only .

I don't know what you are on about here but Puntland is part and parcel of the mess in Somalia, infact the selected "president" who was ridning into Xamar, on top of ethiopian tanks, was the former Puntland clan enclave leader Abdilahi Yusuf.

And to this day, 15 years later, you have the same back and forward with the same actors in Somalia, the Xamar goverment and Deni.

Somaliland has nothing to do with it since 1991 - 30 years ago on tuesday.
 

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I don't know what you are on about here but Puntland is part and parcel of the mess in Somalia, infact the selected "president" who was ridning into Xamar, on top of ethiopian tanks, was the former Puntland clan enclave leader Abdilahi Yusuf.

And to this day, 15 years later, you have the same back and forward with the same actors in Somalia, the Xamar goverment and Deni.

Somaliland has nothing to do with it since 1991 - 30 years ago on tuesday.
You said as I quote" Most importantly, the federal government was confined to a few enclaves in Mogadishu which were protected by African troops contributed by poor countries led by despots and whose salaries were paid by European tax payers. Villa Somalia governs only Mogadishu and depends on revenues extracted from the inhabitants of the Capital only."

So my answer was to those points you mention here. Second point SNM was part of this Mess aren't you guys were fighting Afweyna too or just sitting and watching like Somali Bantu or Digil iyo Mirif?

So yes you part of this.

Third point who are you pointing on others and known as slave to Ethiopians giving your income monthly to Adis Ababa by Berbera port.

Forth point when Ethiopia invasion to Somalia in 2004, you guys were happy and Dahiir Rayale was in joy of it.

So stop point it as PL is fault of this mess.
 
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You said as I quote" Most importantly, the federal government was confined to a few enclaves in Mogadishu which were protected by African troops contributed by poor countries led by despots and whose salaries were paid by European tax payers. Villa Somalia governs only Mogadishu and depends on revenues extracted from the inhabitants of the Capital only."

So my answer was to those points you mention here. Second point SNM was part of this Mess aren't you guys were fighting Afweyna too or just sitting and watching like Somali Bantu or Digil iyo Mirif?

So yes you part of this.

Third point who are you pointing on others and known as slave to Ethiopians giving your income monthly to Adis Ababa by Berbera port.

Forth point when Ethiopia invasion to Somalia in 2004, you guys were happy and Dahiir Rayale was in joy of it.

So stop point it as PL is fault of this mess.
He is delusional, half of Somaliland is owned by Harti who oppose the clan government he is claiming is independant.

I have never in my life seen a Harti that is pro Somaliland yet apparently we are part of their fake country lmao.
 
You said as I quote" Most importantly, the federal government was confined to a few enclaves in Mogadishu which were protected by African troops contributed by poor countries led by despots and whose salaries were paid by European tax payers. Villa Somalia governs only Mogadishu and depends on revenues extracted from the inhabitants of the Capital only."

So my answer was to those points you mention here. Second point SNM was part of this Mess aren't you guys were fighting Afweyna too or just sitting and watching like Somali Bantu or Digil iyo Mirif?

So yes you part of this.

Third point who are you pointing on others and known as slave to Ethiopians giving your income monthly to Adis Ababa by Berbera port.

Forth point when Ethiopia invasion to Somalia in 2004, you guys were happy and Dahiir Rayale was in joy of it.

So stop point it as PL is fault of this mess.


The SNM fought the afweayne regime to get his homicidal soldiers off Somaliland and after reconciliation, with the different tribes in the country, re-established Somaliland independence as of 26. june 1960 .

Somaliland left for almost 30 years ago, get over it, and stop blaming other people like Somaliland or "farogelin shisheeye" or whatever excuse you use to deflect on with your shortcomings.

And why do you change the narrative on Berber Port, first you where against the DP Berbera deal because it was a breach of Somalias territorial integrity (like the Somalia government control any territory without the help of foreigners) and then after it kicked off anyway, you guys where banking your chest and patting yourself on the back like it wouldn't have happened without you.

And now you are back to "it's been sold out to Ethiopia" you are a joker!

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Unpredictable, crazy and can't be trusted.

:ftw9nwa:
 

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He is delusional, half of Somaliland is owned by Harti who oppose the clan government he is claiming is independant.

I have never in my life seen a Harti that is pro Somaliland yet apparently we are part of their fake country lmao.
They living in another Dimension called DenyLala land. :snoop:
 

FBIsomalia

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The SNM fought the afweayne regime to get his homicidal soldiers off Somaliland and after reconciliation, with the different tribes in the country, re-established Somaliland independence as of 26. june 1960 .

Somaliland left for almost 30 years ago, get over it, and stop blaming other people like Somaliland or "farogelin shisheeye" or whatever excuse you use to deflect on with your shortcomings.

And why do you change the narrative on Berber Port, first you where against the DP Berbera deal because it was a breach of Somalias territorial integrity (like the Somalia government control any territory without the help of foreigners) and then after it kicked off anyway, you guys where banking your chest and patting yourself on the back like it wouldn't have happened without you.

And now you are back to "it's been sold out to Ethiopia" you are a joker!

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Unpredictable, crazy and can't be trusted.

:ftw9nwa:
Pro Union SL are part of Somalia government since 2000 till today. So we out of Somalia is bullshit. Your terroirs boys part of Alkabab in South Somalia & PL.

You still living in 30 years nonsenses Called Ictraaf. So yes you part of Somalia until your kin out of South Somalia.
 
Forth point when Ethiopia invasion to Somalia in 2004, you guys were happy and Dahiir Rayale was in joy of it.

And this is a bald faced lie, why do you guys lie so much?

He was against the invasion and said they should be left alone to sort themself out, without oustide interference, just like we did, and that an invation will only make the situation worse.

lo and behold! Al-shabab entered the scene after that and they are still there 15 years later.
 

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And this is a bald faced lie, why do you guys lie so much?

He was against the invasion and said they should be left alone to sort themself out, without oustide interference, just like we did, and that an invation will only make the situation worse.

lo and behold! Al-shabab entered the scene after that and they are still there 15 years later.
USA backed invasion so Is your called SL. Fayisal said one time "Ethiopian are more closer to us than south Somalia". Is that lie too?.

You guys known as Somalidiid. So stop pretended you care for South Somalia.
 
USA backed invasion so Is your called SL. Fayisal said one time "Ethiopian are more closer to us than south Somalia". Is that lie too?.

You guys known as Somalidiid. So stop pretended you care for South Somalia.

Says the guys whom his family decided to make a pirate infested clan firsdom instead of trying to build up their failed state.

We have always cared for our somali brothers and sisters no matter where they live, in Ethiopia, Kenya, Djibouti or Somalia.


And we will always help them when we can, in times of need.

Nobody take Faisal film-kartoon serious, :ftw9nwa:
 

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Says the guys whom his family decided to make a pirate infested clan firsdom instead of trying to build up their failed state.

We have always cared for our somali brothers and sisters no matter where they live, in Ethiopia, Kenya, Djibouti or Somalia.


And we will always help them when we can, in times of need.

Nobody take Faisal film-kartoon serious, :ftw9nwa:
Pirates defends their seas not like Qaat Addict jawing green drug plant 24/7.
 

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