Ahmed Madobe for Somali President 2026

Abaq

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Gacanta aadan goyn karin waa la dhunkadaa. HSM is hugely unpopular and will definitely not be re-elected, his own Hiraab will make sure of that. The other Hawiye candidates don't have enough pull. The Darod candidates are unelectable (Deni, Farmajo). Eelaay, yeah let's not even bother kid ourselves, let's just make sure they get their food aid so there isn't another famine there. That leaves only Madoobe as the best candidate for danta dalka, dadka, iyo diinta.

The supreme winner of Somali modern politics, wiilkii la loodin kari waayay, habaar lagu kari waa ha ku karaamo seegina. He will be re-elected Jubaland president next month then he will launch his presidential campaign some time next year. He will leave Jubaland an undefeated champ, he will enter Villa Somalia a conqueror.

A word of caution for Somali Mohamed, once Madoobe enters Villa Somalia, don't expect him to leave. Prepare to start signing "Sayidka Sayidka' every morning in front of his portrait for the next 20 years to come. Nin kuu digay kuma dilin
 

Hilmaam

Taking Break -Back new year to see ATMIS fall out
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What has he done other than get elected . jubbaland still occupied by Al shabab and foreign soldiers. If he clears state maybe he can be viable candidate with his shady history. HSM unpopular but stacking deck with constitution changes if he has parliament in his hand or lies about 1m1v and extends term who can stop him. Why puntland cutting ties probably
 

Pastoralist

Dhib marku wah nokdo, Isku tiirsada
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Gacanta aadan goyn karin waa la dhunkadaa
Sxb what is this proverb. Amongst Somalis sure, however amongst enemies, we should fight until death.

he’s a UAE agent. Your idea doesn’t sound too bad, and madobe is a good person who’d probably get PL support, but as long as he has foreign connections that hold our nation back, it’d be non preferable.
 

Hilmaam

Taking Break -Back new year to see ATMIS fall out
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The world will turn upside down before an ogaden becomes president of Somalia. They are commonly known as 'Jaajuus' by all somalis who encounter them in NFD & DDSI
Ogaden getting more visibility in Somalia. They have more numbers in other regions but Somalia heart of all Somalis and not bad if someone like Barre gets top seat he played his position and paying dues that’s wadaani much easier to be spoiler and put ur clan first
 

cow

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Blackie mastered the art of being kenyan condom. Unfortunately kenya will remain in somalia for a long time which means blackie will remain in kismaayo for a long time.
 

Abaq

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What has he done other than get elected . jubbaland still occupied by Al shabab and foreign soldiers. If he clears state maybe he can be viable candidate with his shady history. HSM unpopular but stacking deck with constitution changes if he has parliament in his hand or lies about 1m1v and extends term who can stop him. Why puntland cutting ties probably
Jubaland doesn’t have the resources to fight AS headquarters alone. HSM has refused to give us the weapons and money he’s given Hawiye paper states. Despite that, Jubaland has done well despite challenges. The main artery to Dhoobley is open, Kismayo is the safest city south of Garowe, you don’t have to fear being shot for aano qabiil, roads are being built etc. Madoobe has done well despite massive odds
 

Abaq

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Sxb what is this proverb. Amongst Somalis sure, however amongst enemies, we should fight until death.

he’s a UAE agent. Your idea doesn’t sound too bad, and madobe is a good person who’d probably get PL support, but as long as he has foreign connections that hold our nation back, it’d be non preferable.
Get real sxb, all politicians have foreign connections
 

Sup

Anti Qabilist - Somali Patriot
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Gacanta aadan goyn karin waa la dhunkadaa. HSM is hugely unpopular and will definitely not be re-elected, his own Hiraab will make sure of that. The other Hawiye candidates don't have enough pull. The Darod candidates are unelectable (Deni, Farmajo). Eelaay, yeah let's not even bother kid ourselves, let's just make sure they get their food aid so there isn't another famine there. That leaves only Madoobe as the best candidate for danta dalka, dadka, iyo diinta.

The supreme winner of Somali modern politics, wiilkii la loodin kari waayay, habaar lagu kari waa ha ku karaamo seegina. He will be re-elected Jubaland president next month then he will launch his presidential campaign some time next year. He will leave Jubaland an undefeated champ, he will enter Villa Somalia a conqueror.

A word of caution for Somali Mohamed, once Madoobe enters Villa Somalia, don't expect him to leave. Prepare to start signing "Sayidka Sayidka' every morning in front of his portrait for the next 20 years to come. Nin kuu digay kuma dilin
Cracking Up Lol GIF
 
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Gacanta aadan goyn karin waa la dhunkadaa. HSM is hugely unpopular and will definitely not be re-elected, his own Hiraab will make sure of that. The other Hawiye candidates don't have enough pull. The Darod candidates are unelectable (Deni, Farmajo). Eelaay, yeah let's not even bother kid ourselves, let's just make sure they get their food aid so there isn't another famine there. That leaves only Madoobe as the best candidate for danta dalka, dadka, iyo diinta.

The supreme winner of Somali modern politics, wiilkii la loodin kari waayay, habaar lagu kari waa ha ku karaamo seegina. He will be re-elected Jubaland president next month then he will launch his presidential campaign some time next year. He will leave Jubaland an undefeated champ, he will enter Villa Somalia a conqueror.

A word of caution for Somali Mohamed, once Madoobe enters Villa Somalia, don't expect him to leave. Prepare to start signing "Sayidka Sayidka' every morning in front of his portrait for the next 20 years to come. Nin kuu digay kuma dilin
Here is the conundrum reer JL are now facing, which thus far they have been unable to grasp: JL's sole ally against FGS interference was PL, HSM learnt a lesson from Farmaajo, played a game to bring JL into the FGS's inner fold, and by extension isolate JL, and now that has succeeded and JL finds itself standing alone, it is time to cut the ground under A Madoobe. Let us see how shrewd A Madoobe is to survive. This has been his blindspot.
 

Abaq

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The world will turn upside down before an ogaden becomes president of Somalia. They are commonly known as 'Jaajuus' by all somalis who encounter them in NFD & DDSI
And you are commonly known as a dameer by all including your fellow Hawiye
 

Abaq

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Blackie mastered the art of being kenyan condom. Unfortunately kenya will remain in somalia for a long time which means blackie will remain in kismaayo for a long time.
When will you Mx accept that you have been thoroughly defeated? This is no longer fun but it’s becoming cruel to watch
 

Nin123

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Gacanta aadan goyn karin waa la dhunkadaa. HSM is hugely unpopular and will definitely not be re-elected, his own Hiraab will make sure of that. The other Hawiye candidates don't have enough pull. The Darod candidates are unelectable (Deni, Farmajo). Eelaay, yeah let's not even bother kid ourselves, let's just make sure they get their food aid so there isn't another famine there. That leaves only Madoobe as the best candidate for danta dalka, dadka, iyo diinta.

The supreme winner of Somali modern politics, wiilkii la loodin kari waayay, habaar lagu kari waa ha ku karaamo seegina. He will be re-elected Jubaland president next month then he will launch his presidential campaign some time next year. He will leave Jubaland an undefeated champ, he will enter Villa Somalia a conqueror.

A word of caution for Somali Mohamed, once Madoobe enters Villa Somalia, don't expect him to leave. Prepare to start signing "Sayidka Sayidka' every morning in front of his portrait for the next 20 years to come. Nin kuu digay kuma dilin
Am afraid if the boqor of jubaland become the president he will never leave 😂
 

Abaq

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Here is the conundrum reer JL are now facing, which thus far they have been unable to grasp: JL's sole ally against FGS interference was PL, HSM learnt a lesson from Farmaajo, played a game to bring JL into the FGS's inner fold, and by extension isolate JL, and now that has succeeded and JL finds itself standing alone, it is time to cut the ground under A Madoobe. Let us see how shrewd A Madoobe is to survive. This has been his blindspot.
Jubbaland can survive alone, Puntland only gave political support last time which was helpful but not essential. Madoobe has a strong hand and HSM needs him not the other way round. That’s why he’s spent the past 3 days begging him and MBB is having a meltdown
 

cow

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When will you Mx accept that you have been thoroughly defeated? This is no longer fun but it’s becoming cruel to watch

Taliban was also defeated until America left.

When the west gets bored the whole of the south within couple days will be taken over by al shabaab.

This while nnc meeting is basically 2 ogadeen guys and 3 abgaal guys. Without amisom you really think those guys would be representing anything?
 

Pastoralist

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Get real sxb, all politicians have foreign connections
Foreign connection to the UAE who has committed atrocities against Somalia is unacceptable.

Please don’t misunderstand, foreign connections are okay. Ka reeb wadamada kale. Emiratiga kaliya ba cadow nugu ah.
 
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