SomaliWadaniSoldier
Weeping for the Nation of 68
Al-Shabaab oo weerar culus ku qaaday saldhig Ciidanka Puntland ku leeyihiin Buuraha Galgala
Dagaalyahano ka tirsan Al-Shabaab ayaa xalay weerar culus ku qaaday saldhig Ciidamada Puntland ku leeyihiin Buuraha Galgala, gaar ahaan agagaarka Togga Bali Khadar oo ay fariisimo ku leeyihiin Ciidamada Puntland.
I gues Muuse Biixi called Abu Ubaydah and perhaps it went like this:
Muuse Biixi: Hello Abu! As u know we are attacked by Puntland in Tukaraq. We want u to help us.
Abu: i cant bro, right now busy in shabeellaha Hoose dodging drone attacks.
Muuse Biixi: please bro help us. Are we not your Dir Brethren?
Abu: Alhamdililah we are sons of Dir. But really iam under pressure in South. And besides iam in power struggle with Hawiye commanders within this fucking group. If i lose the power struggle, it means they will not honour our agreement with u, meaning bombs will go off in Hargeisa.
Muuse Biixi: wtf! We give u each month protection money. Why u doing this to us? We are being phucked by Majeerteeniya as we speak now!
Besides i hope u relieve us soon, and i really hope u win the powerstruggle. We cant afford hawiye leadership in ur movement. We cant afford bombs going off in Hargeisa. Please please u must win!
Abu: ok calm down! U dont need to panic now! I will call my boys in Galgala to do some work over there.
Long Live Dir!
Muuse Biixi: Thanks! Dir Power!
Dagaalyahano ka tirsan Al-Shabaab ayaa xalay weerar culus ku qaaday saldhig Ciidamada Puntland ku leeyihiin Buuraha Galgala, gaar ahaan agagaarka Togga Bali Khadar oo ay fariisimo ku leeyihiin Ciidamada Puntland.
I gues Muuse Biixi called Abu Ubaydah and perhaps it went like this:
Muuse Biixi: Hello Abu! As u know we are attacked by Puntland in Tukaraq. We want u to help us.
Abu: i cant bro, right now busy in shabeellaha Hoose dodging drone attacks.
Muuse Biixi: please bro help us. Are we not your Dir Brethren?
Abu: Alhamdililah we are sons of Dir. But really iam under pressure in South. And besides iam in power struggle with Hawiye commanders within this fucking group. If i lose the power struggle, it means they will not honour our agreement with u, meaning bombs will go off in Hargeisa.
Muuse Biixi: wtf! We give u each month protection money. Why u doing this to us? We are being phucked by Majeerteeniya as we speak now!
Besides i hope u relieve us soon, and i really hope u win the powerstruggle. We cant afford hawiye leadership in ur movement. We cant afford bombs going off in Hargeisa. Please please u must win!
Abu: ok calm down! U dont need to panic now! I will call my boys in Galgala to do some work over there.
Long Live Dir!
Muuse Biixi: Thanks! Dir Power!
