Analysis of a girl I met in Uganda

[Cerberus]

So she is Somalilander and I hollered at her in the street in Kampala Uganda and she gave me her number (she is 21) even her Somali sounds interesting and something reer waqooyi like but their Ishaa I heard l. She had words I had to ask for translation like Meranaa for Shower. But she is showing deep interest in me. This kind of constant deep interest in a man like me who is diaspora is usually sign she is going for maybe someone to take her abroad so if a man isn't willing to do that for her then he shouldn't go further in relationship. I got 1 wife but future may have more than 1 and become Polygamist. I can always divorce one legally in USA and marry new one to bring her to USA again.

I don't want their evil eye to hit me so I will never wrong them. Anyways back to Somalilander girl, I took her to CJ'S which is modern Somali Cafe and restaurant.

For brothers who wanna get a girl from Africa, make sure you avoid one that messages you as much as this one did and shows you constant interest. She most likely wanna use you for Sharci or big dough $$$$$

She is on her way to Turkey she said, but that's just something she said and she mentioned Turkey is even cheaper for food and has Somali community so my next visit will be there.

IKR i am crazy hollering at girls while I got a woman but my woman and I are slowly splitting in good terms.

 

[Macalin dheerow]

You are my sensei

 

[Cerberus]

You are my sensei

But Macalin you are tall, you are the real Sensei not I sir. Google user guy on this forum is Chad.

 

[Boqorada]

You have the nerve looking like that and cheating

 

[exposedmeat]

kalay why are there somalis in f uganda in all places what's next somalis in congo tf

 

[yaqir]

please tell me that profile picture is photoshopped.

 

[celidheere]

kalay why are there somalis in f uganda in all places what's next somalis in congo tf

Loads of Somalis in Uganda

 

[KobeBryant]

The goat

 

[Cerberus]

You have the nerve looking like that and cheating

It isn't called cheating if we're not in a relationship is it? also in Islam you're allowed to have 4 wives, so a man can shukansi a new one can't he?

 

[Cerberus]

Loads of Somalis in Uganda

You'd be surprised where Somali's gathered. South Africa and Tanzania has Somali's too. Congo has big Muslim population so that place maybe will attract Somali's too. Airplanes fly from Mogadishu to all these places including Congo. Uganda airways goes to Mogadishu almost daily.

They speak LUGANDA in Uganda, Luqad Uganda

 

[Cerberus]

please tell me that profile picture is photoshopped.

Which one sister Ayan Hersi? which profile pic? the one inside the Whatsapp or the one in SS?

 

[yaqir]

Which one sister Ayan Hersi? which profile pic? the one inside the Whatsapp or the one in SS?

the voice messages have I assume your picture is that your actual head or photoshopped?

 

[Cerberus]

the voice messages have I assume your picture is that your actual head or photoshopped?

Maybe photoshopped, why you got somethin against peoples heads lol? What if I had a giant forehead?

 

[King Khufu]

For brothers who wanna get a girl from Africa, make sure you avoid one that messages you as much as this one did and shows you constant interest. She most likely wanna use you for Sharci or big dough $$$$$

All the somali **** online and tiktok are by somali women back home. The ones you hear on the news burning their husbands out of jealousy or killing/abusing his kids from precious relationship are by the lil Angel's back home. You misinformed muppets think you'll go back and get a serviant rug you can walk all over and control but that's not the reality, they are cutthroat and will play innocent for as long they're getting what they want but get out of line once and they'll show their true faces and it's never pretty.

Lol. Nobody Safe.

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

How were you trying to move to me with a wife and a girl you’re messing with on the side What would your wife say if she knew you were talking to this girl???

 

[yaqir]

Maybe photoshopped, why you got somethin against peoples heads lol? What if I had a giant forehead?

im not shaming I seen those kind of heads but I never thought I would see one that looks like it goes forward either way
congrats brother Allah made us all have difference so it doesn't matter so tell me does confidence actually work

 

[Cerberus]

How were you trying to move to me with a wife and a girl you’re messing with on the side What would your wife say if she knew you were talking to this girl???

Thou art just a min'r so i cannot doth longeth distance relationship with thee

 

[Boqorada]

It isn't called cheating if we're not in a relationship is it? also in Islam you're allowed to have 4 wives, so a man can shukansi a new one can't he?

You said you have a wife and "can't believe your chatting to someone else while you got a girl" so even you know it's wrong.

Its halal when you do it halal way so your wife needs to know and give her blessing not be left in the dark but I'm guessing neither know about eachother let alone the girl knowing you're married? If you want to divorce your wife then divorce her, if you're not serious about this girl and think she only wants citizenship then tell her you're not interested, stop wasting these women's time and grow a pair. Playing games at your big age is embarrassing.

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

Thou art just a min'r so i cannot doth longeth distance relationship with thee

I’m asking what about your WIFE. How does she feel about you being on WhatsApp with this woman? Do you guys have kids

 

[KaiMarvin]

Your work rate is incredible sxb but it looks like yall dont chemistry. Do you talk to her on the phone she seems hooked

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