Ask a former fuccboy

[Lord Flacko]

Hey guys ask a former fuccboy any question you have that may pertain to the job.
Any questions about the inner workings, how to become a fuccboy and the shame you'll end up living with are accepted





For anyone wondering I am a Certified Fuccboy™©, which is a seal of quality that is hard to achieve.



Do not be afraid to ask

 

[Duchess]

Aren't you like 15??

 

[Lord Flacko]

Aren't you like 15??

17. 15 and 16 were my former fuccboy years. I learned alot from those two years but I can't be a fuccboy and be close with the xalimos at my school at the same time as they won't allow that

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

If you don't relate to none of these starter packs then you were never a f*ck boy.

 

[Lord Flacko]

If you don't relate to none of these starter packs then you were never a f*ck boy.

I started lifting at 15. Never wore any weed or bob marley apparel cuz thats gay as f*ck



Had a Polo snapback (those slimmer ones) and Armani or some shit like that cologne. Those shoes gay tho Air Max 90s all the way with cuffed jeans. Add some random tshirt and a bomber jacket and voila fuccboy 2k10- edition

 

[Freebandz]

If you don't relate to none of these starter packs then you were never a f*ck boy.

I can't relate To any yet you still call me that

 

[Lord Flacko]

I can't relate To any yet you still call me that

You have to actually interact with chicks in real life to be a fuccboy, so she should say sorry for calling you that

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

You have to actually interact with chicks in real life to be a fuccboy, so she should say sorry for calling you that

Wallahi that was savage and brutal.


I kinda like you.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Yooooo thiss thread


What was the most fuckboyish thing you've ever done?

 

[Rooble]

You have to actually interact with chicks in real life to be a fuccboy, so she should say sorry for calling you that

Freebandz he got you fam

 

[Lord Flacko]

Yooooo thiss thread


What was the most fuckboyish thing you've ever done?

Got a chick naked at like 12 AM at a kindergarten, we were cuddling or whatever. She had ass so I wanted to check but it smelled like used pj macawis stank mixed with shit stank. Was like f*ck it so made out with her, but she had a tiny little stach so it was hella weird.

Didn't care for that either tho, since I, and she, were horny. Was about do put my dick in when her hooyo called, lost my boner since they were talking for long and it was cold outside, and then got my sense back. No way im fucking in at a kindergarten at night while its cold and shit.

Walked her to the busstop, said bye plus other nasty shit then ignored/never talked to her for 2 weeks after, until this somali chick thats a mutual friend of ours told me she wanted me to take her virginity, I said meh.



After a few months I then tried hitting her up back again in the DMs but she blocked me. Felt bad for how I treated her.
Was 15 at the time.


Wallahi bilahi talahi boqada quran this is all true, still got my unanswered dms :,(

 

[merka]

 

[Lord Flacko]

Also this

 

[Hafez]

You have to actually interact with chicks in real life to be a fuccboy, so she should say sorry for calling you that

@Freebandz where are the combacks that I've taught you??

 

[Lord Flacko]

@Freebandz where are the combacks that I've taught you??

@Freebandz is he your daddy or something? Had to teach you comebacks and shit but you still can't deliver

 

[Mckenzie]

I truly hate the term fuckboy. What if the girl was the one to made that booty call and drop me whenever she wanted

 

[Lord Flacko]

I truly hate the term fuckboy. What if the girl was the one to made that booty call and drop me whenever she wanted

We men already have hundreds of words for women, they deserve atleast one.

 

[Bahal]

Hey don't worry I used to be a hipster

 

[Freebandz]

@Freebandz where are the combacks that I've taught you??

Let him dude was holding it in after I randomly brought up fucking his cousin

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Let him dude was holding it in after I randomly brought up fucking his cousin

He Nas ethered you and you just came back with meek mill Twitter fingers clap back. Boy bye.