Blunted thoughts

[Oscar]

On my way home tonight this cat came out of nowhere and started walking towards me and casually passed me while looking at me direct in the eyes. after it passed I stated thinking about the cat and realised that animals are better than humans because if that was a human he/she would have thought many things about me. maybe my coat or my grey trousers or my ethnicity or something. but I knew that cat just wanted to pass me and head to where it wanted to go and do her thing without judging me. see even me writing this proofs that humans are bad and judge anything that passes them

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Walking through this dark lit road was a woman walking in front of me & all of a sudden she started to walk faster & looked back, all of a sudden she starts running, I wasn't gonna hang around to find out who it was so likewise I started running, she started screaming, till this day I don't know what we was running from

 

[NaomiHoney]

You

 

[Southerner]

How did you know the cat's gender?

 

[Game]

Cats are cool

 

[BebsiBolice]

I hate cats. Dogs are the future.

 

[BipolarBear]

I hate cats. Dogs are the future.

 

[Oscar]

did you know that you can actually kill someone or f*ck them up or embaress them with kindness without even getting all aggravated and shyt.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

You can literally train a man like a dog.

 

[Oscar]

The greatest joy on earth is eating cold pizza from xalayto and watching wildlife program

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Why do girls like to smell arm pits

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Sometimes when I'm in a crowded place, I think to myself where does all these peoples shit go, what do they do with that shit there's billions of us.

 

[NaomiHoney]

Why do girls like to smell arm pits

Pheromones - makes you more attractive to women

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Pheromones - makes you more attractive to women

You're giving me ideas. Next time I see a hottie in public, I'll hold her in a headlock for a hot minute then jet before someone calls boi dem on me, then hide & hope she follows the scent of my pheromones

 

[Game]

Sometimes when I'm in a crowded place, I think to myself where does all these peoples shit go, what do they do with that shit there's billions of us.

Yea i sometimes wonder that also. Like what happens to my shit when i flush it down the toilet? Does it go somewhere special.....

In some European countries, they use human waste and feces as a fertilizer.

There was also a company here in the US that wanted to use it as a source of energy.


Akhas.

 

[NaomiHoney]

You're giving me ideas. Next time I see a hottie in public, I'll hold her in a headlock for a hot minute then jet before someone calls boi dem on me, then hide & hope she follows the scent of my pheromones

LOL. You wanna get arrested for GBH.

siilaanyolaugh

Do that and instill fear instead of attraction!

 

[Figo]

Whenever United lose I go into the city, stare at random women's breasts and walla my day instantly becomes better.

 

[Oscar]

if we come out the shower clean, then how come towels get dirty.? aren't we supposed to be clean

 

[Kid]

if we come out the shower clean, then how come towels get dirty.? aren't we supposed to be clean

Exfoliate bro..

 

[Kid]

if we come out the shower clean, then how come towels get dirty.? aren't we supposed to be clean