Chunkz Tries to Explain he’s from Somaliland to Speed and Fails

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Chunkz: "Somaliland"

Speed: "Where??!"

Chunks: "Somaliland"

Speed:
"Somaligaligal!! What is SalamiLAND, where you FROM bro??"??!"

Chunks gives up: "London"

Speed:
"Why you talking about SALALILAND or some shit??"

Chunks: "Somaliland is my country"

Speed: "OHHHHH SOMALIA"

Chunks whispers feebly and tries once more: "Add a "Land"...

Speed: "Do the Somalian feet shuffle!!"



Speed doesn't care anymore and moves on with the conversation.




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Speed: Somerland whats that you mean Somalia?

Chunkz:
:williamswtf: No somalilaa…

Speed: Do the Somalian feet dance!!

Chunkz:


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As a Somalilander: that was a good one.

Y’all really got me on my feels.


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Shitty? Mate your ugly ishaaq flag is the most disgusting and unoriginal shit I’ve ever seen. You dumb beta f*ck, keep speaking like this again and I’ll bring out siad barre ghost on you and make sure you have nightmares for the rest of your life
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Stop crying, who in world do you guys think you can fool with the name Somaliland?? Cant even fool low Iq 16 year old American, Your shit arabic/Kurdish flag changes nothing

Somaliland Sounds like the Chinese bootleg version of Somalia, what a stupid name to choose
Seems like I hit the nerve of the gaalo in here
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not a real country, that's the problem. So imma just say to the next person: "naah bro I am not from Somalia, I am from Ogadenia". Sounds stupid to me.
If it's not why can't your Cagdheer PM or Hawiye President aren't able to visit the most stable part in horn of Africa ??
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Seems like I hit the nerve of the gaalo in here
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Seems like you’re the one who’s upset and sensitive over a country nit being recognised, despite doing the most. You’re insulting the Somalia flag, a flag that represents all tribes as unity, compared to your flag that’s only for one tribe that has hatred for other Somalis. You’re the one who’s gaal, and you’re an imbecile
 
Seems like you’re the one who’s upset and sensitive over a country nit being recognised, despite doing the most. You’re insulting the Somalia flag, a flag that represents all tribes as unity, compared to your flag that’s only for one tribe that has hatred for other Somalis. You’re the one who’s gaal, and you’re an imbecile
Who said my nation flag belongs to my clan only??? The flag was designed by a Samaroon man so the flag first belongs to the people of Awdal before me and I'm proud to claim the flag that has the tawheed as mine cuz noting is more beatiful than seeing and reading the Shahada with the name of one of the greatest of all creatures Mustafa عليه افضل صلاة و سلام

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We have Dirs and Daaroods who voted for the old name Somaliland in 1991 conference :comeon:

If it were up to me I would have chosen the old historical kingdom name Adal for the nation

State of Adal
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Who said my nation flag belongs to my clan only??? The flag was designed by a Samaroon man so the flag first belongs to the people of Awdal before me and I'm proud to claim the flag that has the tawheed as mine cuz noting is more beatiful than seeing and reading the Shahada with the name of one of the greatest of all creatures Mustafa عليه افضل صلاة و سلام

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Stop it. Saad Musa run the show. The rest are bit players.
Even in Xamar pre civil war days it was they who amassed the most wealth out of all landers.
 
Who said my nation flag belongs to my clan only??? The flag was designed by a Samaroon man so the flag first belongs to the people of Awdal before me and I'm proud to claim the flag that has the tawheed as mine cuz noting is more beatiful than seeing and reading the Shahada with the name of one of the greatest of all creatures Mustafa عليه افضل صلاة و سلام

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Have the shahada on your flag but hate other Somalis despite being the same people and murder other Somalis and forcefully make them claim your non existent country that was founded by white people who didn’t give two shits about you
 
My country somaliland was recognised by 60 countries around the world before we gave it away for free.we want it back. Tuug
 
Who said my nation flag belongs to my clan only??? The flag was designed by a Samaroon man so the flag first belongs to the people of Awdal before me and I'm proud to claim the flag that has the tawheed as mine cuz noting is more beatiful than seeing and reading the Shahada with the name of one of the greatest of all creatures Mustafa عليه افضل صلاة و سلام

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Ur flag is stolen from Saudi Arabia 💀, well the top part for sure
 
Have the shahada on your flag but hate other Somalis despite being the same people and murder other Somalis and forcefully make them claim your non existent country that was founded by white people who didn’t give two shits about you
We aren't the same and there's nothing in common we have with you except the ethnicity and the diin other than that we're two different communities with different mindset when it come to governing so please don't claim my land and focus on rebuilding your nation.
 

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