Conan O'Brien's DNA Test Stunned His Doctor

[Apollo]

Somewhat funny.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

Both of my parents belong to the same sub clan of Ciidgalle. I am probably 100% Somali and y'all know what that means.

 

[Samaalic Era]

Somewhat funny.

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He's probably the only watchable talkshow host and naturally hilarious

 

[Pastoralite]

He’s actually 99% irish but the lucky charms he ate for breakfast boosted it by 1%

 

[Apollo]

He's probably the only watchable talkshow host and naturally hilarious

Lots of Somalis are scoring 99-100% Somali on 23andMe. They must feel like him in that joke.

 

[Samaalic Era]

Both of my parents belong to the same sub clan of Ciidgalle. I am probably 100% Somali and y'all know what that means.

To be Somali is to be inbred. This is what it means to have a pure lineage

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

Lots of Somalis are scoring 99-100% Somali on 23andMe. They must feel like him in that joke.

Imagine wasting over $100 just to find out that your inbread.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

To be Somali is to be inbred. This is what it means to have a pure lineage

Knowing my parents share the same great great great great grandfather is scary af.

Wish I was never told of my mother's qabiil.

 

[Nuur Iidaan]

That nigga Conan is like 70% legs 30% torso.

 

[halwa]

Imagine wasting over $100 just to find out that your inbread.

Which is why I will never be doing a DNA test. All that money goes to waste, when in fact, I could have bought a Chanel perfume with it.

 

[4head]

I'm sure i'm not even 90% Somali, i wish i was pure! This lucky bastard, he's irish

 

[AIOPZ]

Imagine taking it though and finding out you're like 99.999% Somali and 0.00001% Chinese.

 

[The alchemist]

Calling you all "inbreds" would be accurate.

 

[Sophisticate]

I have never done a DNA test.

 

[Prince Abubu]

Imagine taking it though and finding out you're like 99.999% Somali and 0.00001% Chinese.

That's like most of the Somalis on 23andMe. They all have 99-99.9% Somali, with different variations of other groups like 0.2% South Asian, 0.1% Broadly European, .0.5% Ethiopian and Eritrean etc. Very few people got 100% Somali. Even I got like trace amounts of Ethiopian/Eritrean, Nigerian and Sardinian (wtf).

 

[Sophisticate]

That's like most of the Somalis on 23andMe. They all have 99-99.9% Somali, with different variations of other groups like 0.2% South Asian, 0.1% Broadly European, .0.5% Ethiopian and Eritrean etc. Very few people got 100% Somali. Even I got like trace amounts of Ethiopian/Eritrean, Nigerian and Sardinian (wtf).

I question your skechy results.

 

[Prince Abubu]

I question your skechy results.

Lol, you think I'm lying? Why would I lie about having xabashi and Nigerian DNA?

 

[Sophisticate]

Lol, you think I'm lying? Why would I lie about having xabashi and Nigerian DNA?

Look at your name. I rest my case.

 

[Prince Abubu]

Look at your name. I rest my case.

Some Somalis were getting chinese and native American. My results aren't that crazy. Remember, these are trace amounts. Anything less than 1% is background noise. Anything less than 5% is negligible.

 

[Sophisticate]

Some Somalis were getting chinese and native American. My results aren't that crazy. Remember, these are trace amounts. Anything less than 1% is background noise. Anything less than 5% is negligible.

I was on the verge of mapping out your ancestral story.