Dating Sim (Otome)

[Sophisticate]

I emerged from my woman cave in search of something edible. While in the kitchen my mother pulled me aside. For the first time since ever, she told me I was getting old.

I was gobsmacked. A lady who told me to keep away from fiends was now consenting to me throwing myself at their feet.

I was in crisis mode. She reminded me that I preserved well in the face but, to not let the goods go to waste. That and she encouraged me to put some meat on my bones. I sensed she wanted a healthy grandchild at some point which was undeniably hers.

I suppose the frozen gametes safeguarded by my Jewish doctor were restlessly searching for a reliable Abdi to call zaddy (they haven’t hatched yet so excuse their speech impediment).

Before we put the horse before the carriage I have to get myself the courage to at least get out of the xafad. My first order of business is to wade through the sea of faceless virtual pirates on SSpot through a dating simulation – Otome style.

Where will we go? What will we do? Set the scene. This is a multiplayer roleplay after all.

 

[Dalmoor]

Otome kei?

Sore o imidesu ka?

 

[Sophisticate]

Otome kei?

Sore o imidesu ka?

Hello Otaku. Do you own a katana?

 

[Dalmoor]

Hello Otaku. Do you own a katana?

Not yet

 

[Sophisticate]

Not yet

I do. Let me smite you.

 

[4head]

I own katanas at home but i'm too young for you

 

[Sophisticate]

I own katanas at home but i'm too young for you

This is a simulation. If you prefer I could shave off 10 years. *Hands over fake ID.*

 

[4head]

This is a simulation. If you prefer I could shave off 10 years. *Hands over fake ID.*

I don't dislike older women They are more experienced

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Wtf is this weeb shit.

Sophisticate lol what animes do you watch?

 

[Sophisticate]

I don't dislike older women They are more experienced

Long in the tooth but sadly inexperienced. Let me sit in a corner to sulk. lol

 

[Sophisticate]

Wtf is this weeb shit.

Sophisticate lol what animes do you watch?

Far from it, I haven't watched anime in years. I started out pretty young watching dragon ball when it first aired in North America (as a kid).

By the way, this was intended to be a light-hearted thread. Where I asked you, boys, prying questions to extract information (for future use).

 

[The alchemist]

Otome kei?

Sore o imidesu ka?

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[Sophisticate]

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Waryaa, why did you post a shounen when this is supposed to be a reverse harem.


You can be an active participant but don't CB. Your archetype is still the bad boy.

 

[Abdalla]

Hello Otaku. Do you own a katana?

Wanna see my katana?

 

[Sophisticate]

Wanna see my katana?

Since when were you a weeb? I'm impressed.

Would you mind dualing against your male rivals?

 

[Abdalla]

Where will we go? What will we do? Set the scene. This is a multiplayer roleplay after all.

She said 'How can you satisfy me while you are across the ocean?'. This is when I decided to tuck her in through the phone. I phoned her up and poured into her delicate ear tale of love and darkness. Knowing that she has difficulties withstanding my commands, she pressed the phone to her bosom. She slowly untied her shirt, button for button, until she stood in perfect nudity. I led her, through the phone, to the master bedroom. I said imagin me being there infront if you, holding you tight, chest to chest, as I slowly, with eagerness and tenderness, lower myself....

After she came to her senses she confessed her admiration for me. Partly for relieving her from her thirst and drought, but mainly for healing a heart I did not break, and raising a kid I did not make.

To be confinued...

 

[Aziz]

I own katanas at home but i'm too young for you

This is a simulation. If you prefer I could shave off 10 years. *Hands over fake ID.*

Did something happen between you two?

And what in the hell is Katana? I could either only smoke weed alone and watched documentaries and/or chilled with my Japanese friends on drinking nights at uni when neither anime, katanas or concentration was involved. Hence why I look lost in here

 

[Keeysan]

Did something happen between you two?

And what in the hell is Katana? I could either only smoke weed alone and watched documentaries and/or chilled with my Japanese friends on drinking nights at uni when neither anime, katanas or concentration was involved. Hence why I look lost in here

Warya you need to power up for this

 

[government]

You're an I phone 4s xabibti I'll go with the newest iPhone 10s @CaliSomali

 

[Crow]

I emerged from my woman cave in search of something edible. While in the kitchen my mother pulled me aside. For the first time since ever, she told me I was getting old.

I was gobsmacked. A lady who told me to keep away from fiends was now consenting to me throwing myself at their feet.

I was in crisis mode. She reminded me that I preserved well in the face but, to not let the goods go to waste. That and she encouraged me to put some meat on my bones. I sensed she wanted a healthy grandchild at some point which was undeniably hers.

I suppose the frozen gametes safeguarded by my Jewish doctor were restlessly searching for a reliable Abdi to call zaddy (they haven’t hatched yet so excuse their speech impediment).

Before we put the horse before the carriage I have to get myself the courage to at least get out of the xafad. My first order of business is to wade through the sea of faceless virtual pirates on SSpot through a dating simulation – Otome style.

Where will we go? What will we do? Set the scene. This is a multiplayer roleplay after all.

@xalimathe6 @CaliSomali @henni @sigmund @Knowles Take note. This is what a woman becomes if she doesn't get married by 30.

She said 'How can you satisfy me while you are across the ocean?'. This is when I decided to tuck her in through the phone. I phoned her up and poured into her delicate ear tale of love and darkness. Knowing that she has difficulties withstanding my commands, she pressed the phone to her bosom. She slowly untied her shirt, button for button, until she stood in perfect nudity. I led her, through the phone, to the master bedroom. I said imagin me being there infront if you, holding you tight, chest to chest, as I slowly, with eagerness and tenderness, lower myself....

After she came to her senses she confessed her admiration for me. Partly for relieving her from her thirst and drought, but mainly for healing a heart I did not break, and raising a kid I did not make.

To be confinued...