Delusional, devout of reality, One bed Villa Somalia ruler "I declare war N El-kebab"

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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:chrisfreshhah::drakelaugh::russ::russ::deadrose::deadmanny::dead::deadrose::deadrose:

Is like my female saying "divorce me now" for the 72nd time but she's still with me :deadrose::deadrose::deadrose:

What is he gonna do ? Is he all a sudden gonna have a super human powers ? :deadmanny:
 
One single leader can’t stop Alshabab.

The solution can only come with the help of the public, and as long as there’s neefs like you in Somalia who laugh at solving this problem then they will remain.

You suffer from Daqan Xuman. Seek Help Fast, there’s a cliff off Cape Gaurdufai. Legend has it if you jump off it it will cure your xoolonimo.
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
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Alshabaab is calling his bluff. There was a car explosion few hours ago in Ceelasha biyaha. Two people died AUN.
 

waraabe

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i swear he already declared war on them :ayaanswag:


probably counter productive to give them security positions in the government :faysalwtf:
 
If he's serious about it he should execute roobow and that ex Alshabaab guy who currently works for the government
 

KULTA

f*ck you im from Mudug
Kkkkkkk mudane Farmaajo reminds me of marwo Linda
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He started fighting them shortly after his election. It's obviously going to take before any tangible change is noticed.
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
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The declaration of war reached the Dutch media. Maybe this time it's serious :leon:
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
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Sheikh Abdalla will u put on ur macawiis and pick up a dashiilko and go after AS:ooh:

I already made a federal roadmap for your people, I can't save you from AS mudane. I'll keep you guys in my duas though. You should go crazy on them like you went crazy on us in 1991 :hillarybiz:
 
They declare war every month and then a few weeks later tell them to surrender and will be given amnesty. Its like watching rerun episodes

How many times do you have to declare war? You only say it once and get it over with until a victor emerges.

Farmajo has failed and I said he will fail the day he was selected by the old illiterate geezers. Why a leader is picked by people who need big colorful drawings on storefronts to know what they're selling is beyond me.

All Somali leaders will fail except me.

Al Shabab would be defeated in 12 months if I was leader. I would have public executions for anyone who even dares to befriend an Al Shabab terrorist. Anyone who does Salafi proselytizing I would simply just throw them to the hungry lions and make Universal TV air it live.
 
They declare war every month and then a few weeks later tell them to surrender and will be given amnesty. Its like watching rerun episodes

How many times do you have to declare war? You only say it once and get it over with until a victor emerges.

Farmajo has failed and I said he will fail the day he was selected by the old illiterate geezers. Why a leader is picked by people who need big colorful drawings on storefronts to know what they're selling is beyond me.

All Somali leaders will fail except me.

Al Shabab would be defeated in 12 months if I was leader. I would have public executions for anyone who even dares to befriend an Al Shabab terrorist. Anyone who does Salafi proselytizing I would simply just throw them to the hungry lions and make Universal TV air it live.
The government should focus more on governance. Only then when people see a proper government with proper institutions in place, will they stop going to alshabab either out of fear of retribution or be controlled by tribal militias.
 
They declare war every month and then a few weeks later tell them to surrender and will be given amnesty. Its like watching rerun episodes

How many times do you have to declare war? You only say it once and get it over with until a victor emerges.

Farmajo has failed and I said he will fail the day he was selected by the old illiterate geezers. Why a leader is picked by people who need big colorful drawings on storefronts to know what they're selling is beyond me.

All Somali leaders will fail except me.

Al Shabab would be defeated in 12 months if I was leader. I would have public executions for anyone who even dares to befriend an Al Shabab terrorist. Anyone who does Salafi proselytizing I would simply just throw them to the hungry lions and make Universal TV air it live.
Remember that bet we had earlier this year ? I call it off:nahgirl:
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
One single leader can’t stop Alshabab.

The solution can only come with the help of the public, and as long as there’s neefs like you in Somalia who laugh at solving this problem then they will remain.

You suffer from Daqan Xuman. Seek Help Fast, there’s a cliff off Cape Gaurdufai. Legend has it if you jump off it it will cure your xoolonimo.

Come on now! I can't support incompetency. The man said he is declaring a war. Somalia has been in a state of self-destruction for the past 27 years.

Why are you character pillaging me like habar gidir looters of 1991.

I have not looted from anyone. I reserve the right to criticize incompetency.
 
:chrisfreshhah::drakelaugh::russ::russ::deadrose::deadmanny::dead::deadrose::deadrose:

Is like my female saying "divorce me now" for the 72nd time but she's still with me :deadrose::deadrose::deadrose:

What is he gonna do ? Is he all a sudden gonna have a super human powers ? :deadmanny:
c'mon man u really gonna steal an innocent persons private pictures like that :bell:
 
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