Deportation of nearly 200k Bantus

[SOMACOON]

As a man from Southern Somalia, and a son of Jubba. I would like to announce the deportation of all Madowweyne population in my native indigenous state of Jubba.

We must deport nearly every single Bantu in the Jubbas. Barre made a mistake giving these people their freedom, on top of that he allowed them to purchase and adopt land native to ethnic Somalis.

Al shabaab: Nearly 60-78% of troops combating war for the Shabaab have been identified as, "Madow" ama "Bantu"
They seek revenge and wish to enquire weaponry from their Bantu brothers.

Reports indicate that the Madowweyn population instead of waking up to Canjeero wake up to Shamuuray and Ugali with their Kenyan brothers who are stationed in the Jubbas.

Protests have erupted in numerous cities across the globe, the Bantu diaspora formally known as typical Somali refugees have now dropped the Somali identity and wish to govern and flourish a Somaliland like state within Jubba.
The national language; Shamuuray
Currency: Cambuulo
Country; Madowtania
Currency; Shilling Adoon


The Kenyan government seeks a new neighbor, and they most definitely don't wish to have Somalis as their neighbors.
Somalia is on the verge of being annexed, SL/PL have been twerking has for the Ethiopians, not to mention Hargeisa and its, "I arag" bullshit.

This is why I no longer share the idea of Somaliweyn, Somalia has become a scramble, each man seeks his half, it's each man for himself

 

[Jubba_Man]

"I would like to announce", kulaha. This xaarweyne boon doesn't seem to understand his place in the grand scheme of things.

Deport 200k Bantus, all the while the stooge and slave of the Kikuyu in Kismayo who rules over your tol. Do you really believe he would even be in any position to entertain such a thought? Face the reality, sxb. The Jubbas have been an unofficial colony for the past few years and it will become official in the upcoming years with the secession and independence of "Jubaland".


It would be one thing if you were an Ogaden, but Marehan boons have as much say in the Jubbas as a Dasishle in Puntland. I'm sorry, bruh. I just can't take you serious.

Your leader Barre aka boonmeister is cleaning toilets for his HUTU masters in Ugandishu. Lol at the idea of this man giving people freedom. He has always been an irrelevant nobody who excels only in bringing L's to beesha sade.


You practically set yourself up for this karbash, my friend. Your people are currently fading into the mist of obscurity. At this point, I'd say you have better chance of figuring out how to build a time machine and returning to the kacan era. Your history and glory will forever start and end with MSB.

 

[SOMACOON]

All this hate for the SADE
I remember them days when you used to dick the SADE, you even claimed the nobles

 

[SOMACOON]

Keep this flag in mind, Magaca ilaahi i've got personal connections with leaders of Jubaland.
All kaftan aside, I know many politicians and relatives who are involved in the Evergreen state in Somalia

This will be your new flag, you will wave the black and white. You will learn how to be peaceful like the dove within our flag.
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[SOMACOON]

@Jubba_Man

Puntland:

Present Jubaland:

The cagdheer are an embarrassment to Darood. Instead of creating an influence, they'd rather be influenced. The Puntland/Jubaland flag is a shitty ass flag, both flags have been created in Garoowe, and both flags were created to resemble one another.
The cagdheer are not only being used by a minority in the Jubbas, but they'd rather be governed. Madoobe was in Muqdisho begging Barre to visit Kismaayo so work can be done. Kismaayo has been under attack by Kenyan troops.
But the Ethiopians favor us SADE, simply because an Ogadeen state would mean terror and liberation ONLF fighters being trained and equipped by the Ogaden.
The Ethiopians want SADE to govern, while the Kenyans want OG to govern.
Dhib malahan, we'll chase the BANTUS out, they can take the OG twerks back to garrissa for some ass whipping

 

[SOMACOON]

You'd be amazed what a man behind a laptop can accomplish. I actually emailed this flag to a few relatives and politicians and they're going nuts.
I emailed it to a hommie in Kismaayo, and niggah went crazy. Majority of SADE dont wave the green and white posted above.
We wave flags created by another SADE, a flag native to Jubba. `

 

[Jubba_Man]

All of this posturing must be in response to @Sayid Gurey calling you a sheegato.

The same guy who once said "sumadi SADE lagu tilmaamay kaama muuqato" is being outed as a sheegato. The irony is too intense here. I had a hunch many weeks ago as well.

Looks like Sayid Gurey is still the only Marehan around these parts. Then again, it makes sense given how many Marehans there actually are in the real world.

 

[Shamis]

I actually emailed this flag to a few politicians and they're going nuts.

 

[SOMACOON]

All of this posturing must be in response to @Sayid Gurey calling you a sheegato.

The same guy who once said "sumadi SADE lagu tilmaamay kaama muuqato" is being outed as a sheegato. The irony is too intense here. I had a hunch many weeks ago as well.

Looks like Sayid Gurey is still the only Marehan around these parts. Then again, it makes sense given how many Marehans there actually are in the real world.

Sxb, Af Soomaliga aan ku hadlo ruux aanan saafi ahaan ma fahmi karo.
I 've had people such as @miski tell me I lacked proper Somali skills, as if inaan qaxooti mareykanka ku dhashay aan ahay.
For you to understand my Somali while claiming Bantu is somewhat a fail.
Waayo ruux aanan dhalad aheyn ma fahmi karo qoraalka hada ii'qoran
Sida ey u badantahay Soomali ayaad tahay, balse waxaad jecleysatay inaad Adoonimo ku faanto.
Tankale, laga yaab xitaa inaad Darood tahay, kaba sii daran waxey u badanatahy inaad SADE tahay, balse taasi waa assumption.
Luqadaani ma'ahan af abgaal, ma ahan af Bantu, hadad fahmi karto, Soomalinimaadu hadal kama taagno
Kolay laga yaab inaadan sumadi SADE aadan sidan, balse waxaa kaa muuqado sumad aan Soomalinimo ku tilaami karo

 

[SOMACOON]

"Xaa ku qoslee miss abgal" -Hutu accent

 

['Omar]

Darood is Darood !

 

[Shamis]

Hahaha you learned that from me runta sheeg or you're half Hawiye which I think you are. Who are your links in Jubaland? General Fartaag?

 

[SOMACOON]

Darood is Darood !

KA NOQO, ADOO RAALI AH KA NOQO
Darood waa labo
SADE iyo Dhulbahante
Wixi soo racaa waa dhiig aan tabay in la daadiyo

 

[SOMACOON]

Hahaha you learned that from me runta sheeg or you're half Hawiye which I think you are. Who are your links in Jubaland? General Fartaag?

All kaftan aside, i've actually met a SADE general/warlord who probably had more blood on his hands than barre H, and he told me, "dhalinyarada ha is keento"
I was in Bardheere and Balad Xaawo the year 2013, thats where i met many politicians.
Cagdheer have been given access to Kismaayo, and instead of governing with an iron fist. They're being baby stepped, xitaa calanka ayaa loo soo sharaxay...bal ka waran?
Cag dheer, cagaha ayaanu ka tooganeynaa, ka dib calanka aan u sharaxno ayay nala wadaagi

 

[Shamis]

All kaftan aside, i've actually met a SADE general/warlord who probably had blood on his hands than barre H, and he told me, "dhalinyarada ha is keento"
I was in Bardheere and Balad Xaawo the year 2013, thats where i met many politicians.
Cagdheer have been given access to Kismaayo, and instead of governing with an iron fist. They're being baby stepped, xitaa calanka ayaa loo soo sharaxay...bal ka waran?
Cag dheer, cagaha ayaanu ka tooganeynaa, ka dib calanka aan u sharaxno ayay nala wadaagi

Why why why?????? What is he recruiting for. The last thing Somalia needs is renewed hostilities.

It's a dumb flag. Kana siib kana saar is so 1960.

 

['Omar]

Darood waa labo
SADE iyo Dhulbahante
Wixi soo racaa waa dhiig aan tabay in la daadiyo

It's bs brother.

 

[Jubba_Man]

Tankale, laga yaab xitaa inaad Darood tahay, kaba sii daran waxey u badanatahy inaad SADE tahay, balse taasi waa assumption.

Woah. Calm down here, sxb.

I've been dragging the name of Sade through the mud for the past few weeks now. There's no way I am Marehan or even Lamagoodley for that matter. Just ask all of the people like @miski @Duchess @RoobleAlWaliid and others who are not only convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that I am not Somali at all but that I am also HalyeeyQaran. They are 100% right about the former, just off on the latter.

 

[SOMACOON]

Why why why?????? What is he recruiting for. The last thing Somalia needs is renewed hostilities.

Sax abaayo, balse makula tahay Soomali iney hal wadan isla wadaagi karto?
Take a look at all the issues within Somalia, people are going to war over roads being constructed.
Sade and cagdheer are facing and stationed ready to ambush one another like S/N Korea.
Lets be honest. Wax la yiraahdo Soomalinimo ma jirto. It died with, "Soomaliyay tooso" and Barre.
Somaliland will never enter Somalia? What will happen? Another war?
The 1991-present civil war will be a joke considering what the future holds for us.
This is why, i no longer see a unified Somalia. The same people we went to war for in 1977 are now doing dhaanto in jigjigga waving the habash flag. Waa arin yaab leh runti.

 

[SOMACOON]

It's bs brother.

BS?
Daroood wax la yiraahdo ma jiro sxb ma fahantahay?
Odey Darood Ismacil ciyaalka ayaa lagu seexiyaa.
Darood waa SADE iyo Dhulos, wixi soo racaa waa sheegato aan tabay in nolosha loo qaboojiyo

 

[SOMACOON]

Woah. Calm down here, sxb.

I've been dragging the name of Sade through the mud for the past few weeks now. There's no way I am Marehan or even Lamagoodley for that matter. Just ask all of the people like @miski @Duchess @RoobleAlWaliid and others who are not only convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that I am not Somali at all but that I am also HalyeeyQaran. They are 100% right about the former, just off on the latter.

I'mma leave my assumption with you being Somali. Bantu ma tihid, taasi hadal kama taagno