Do yall dislike food, especially ur hooyos cookin?

How the fck are u lot so skinny in the west, with kfc/mcdonald/burger king on ever corner.

:mjlol:eat da fuk up and fill up ur frame. You dont gotta be a body builder, just get some fat on ya ffs.

The ppl backhome got no choice lookin the way they do. How the fck are some of yall even skinnier then em while living in the west..

:snoop: tired of seeing ya'll bilemic as.s....
 

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How the fck are u lot so skinny in the west, with kfc/mcdonald/burger king on ever corner.

:mjlol:eat da fuk up and fill up ur frame. You dont gotta be a body builder, just get some fat on ya ffs.

The ppl backhome got no choice lookin the way they do. How the fck are some of yall even skinnier then em while living in the west..

:snoop: tired of seeing ya'll bilemic as.s....
I am quite ashamed to say this but I am the somali gordon ramsay cause my mother whenever she cooks food she cooks the baasto good, I dont like it when its even slightly undercooked or overcooked I like it at the right temperature and she knows my preferences cause of my constant tantrums and refusal to eat, those days were like masterchef
Gordon Ramsay Eating GIF by FOX TV


and also oh god when I go to those somali community events my rage is pent up everytime those n#ggas serve us somali bariis its disgusting, bad cooked, bad use of flavours and texture and whenever I take a peek in the kitchen theres some halimos in their 18s and 20s cooking it and I silently curse them for violating the bariis god if you saw the things they doing to the bariis you can consider it rape it was horrendous BUT whenever the bariis is good I check the kitchen and there are ayeeyos inside cooking it masterfully with tenderness, care , love JUST right temperature, flavour, mixing, seasoning and the bariis is perfect just perfect. :rejoice: sadly they are being replaced by these young halimo food war criminals the ayeeyos became too old and tired to cook:damn::susp:
 
I am quite ashamed to say this but I am the somali gordon ramsay cause my mother whenever she cooks food she cooks the baasto good, I dont like it when its even slightly undercooked or overcooked I like it at the right temperature and also oh god when I go to somali community events my rage is pent up everytime those n#ggas serve us somali bariis its disgusting, bad cooked, bad use of flavours and texture and whenever I take a peek in the kitchen theres some halimos in their 18s and 20s cooking it and I silently curse them for violating the bariis god if you saw the things they doing to the bariis you can consider it rape it was horrendous BUT whenever the bariis is good I check the kitchen and there are ayeeyos inside cooking it masterfully with tenderness, care , love JUST right temperature, flavour, mixing, seasoning and the bariis is perfect just perfect. :rejoice:

I dislike all somali food that was not made by my hooyo/ayeeyo or my mom's sister.

For the same reason u mentioned.
:mjhaps:
 

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I dislike all somali food that was not made by my hooyo/ayeeyo or my mom's sister.

For the same reason u mentioned.
:mjhaps:
yes bro our next generation of halimos cant cook right it will be hell I tell you.
 

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It’s not about food. It’s about genetics. We evolved that way in order to effectively keep up with camels during long stretches.
 

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I do miss it
But as a skaabula now I only eat food from the local Somali joints rarely got time to cook it’s not easy being a senior cyber security analyst
 

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