Mallard 'massacre' as 100 ducks shot 'for fun' on River Hull
Warning posters have been put up asking for people who hear gunshots to call the police
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Ducks are not innocent as we think. They’re rapist by nature and raping is part of their culture. They rape so much that female ducks have evolved their vaginas to thwart off rape attempts.
Poor ducks
How have female ducks evolved to deal with the horrifying genitalia of their male counterparts? The females have counterclockwise vaginas to confuse and deflect the clockwise penises. They also have misleading tunnels that act as a barrier against full penetration.
To make things even worse, the penises of ducks are sharp and full of backward-pointing spikes. They are specifically made to stab into the female duck painfully. The spikes dig into the female duck’s vagina like a hundred sharp hooks to prevent escape.
Ducks also routinely engage in gang rape. Yep, gang rape. It’s not uncommon for three to six male ducks to chase and violently rape one female.
But from time to time, ducks will actually drown one another while mating. Most females lose at least a few feathers on the backs of their heads and necks due to the males biting during the forced act, but some females will even lose eyes.
Brother Emu's are 6 ft 120 lb fast af birds a duck stand no chanceThe ducks should retaliate and start a Great Duck War like the emus did.
Emu's are 6 ft 120 lb fast af birds a duck stand no chance
Ducks are not innocent as we think. They’re rapist by nature and raping is part of their culture. They rape so much that female ducks have evolved their vaginas to thwart off rape attempts and you will find countless of videos of them getting raped.
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