English nicknames vs .somali nicknames

[MARAQ DIGAAG]

Most Anglo Saxon nicknames are quite boring and are essentially shortened version of a persons name .examples :abs ,jazza,wazza,gazza,becks ,etc.occasiinally one may get a crearive nickname which is to do with a persons appearance or their their traits .

Somali nicknames are often more poignant ,sometimes offensive and non -pc.

See the article below from a fellow by the nickname of timacade.he brilliAntly captures the essence of Somali nicknames .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26354143

 

[rabshole]

My predecessor in the president's office, another Brit, had a harelip. He was always known as Farurey, or Harelip.

Faruuray faruuraha ku go.
That nickname always makes me laugh.

Somaali nicknames are the best hands down no competition.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Ina-lax-wase ( I swear it's a famous family in SL)

 

[rabshole]

Ina-lax-wase ( I swear it's a famous family in SL)

 

[Nin xun]

Ina-lax-wase ( I swear it's a famous family in SL)

Been badana

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Been badana

Walaahay bilaahay this family exists

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Ina-lax-wase ( I swear it's a famous family in SL)

 

[Adheer Warsame]

Ina-lax-wase ( I swear it's a famous family in SL)

 

[MARAQ DIGAAG]

Ina-lax-wase ( I swear it's a famous family in SL)

I have also heard of ina z**l barwaaqo .

 

[Canuck]

Ina-lax-wase ( I swear it's a famous family in SL)

I heard about them

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I heard about them

They are more properly known us Ilma-lax-wase

There's also ilma-qooraweyne

Ilma-kamadage

Ilma-saleeban Gaal

Ilma-Abdirahman Tuur ( hunchback)

Ilma-xaniinyaweyne

Ilma-qarac-dhale

Ilma-dabo-dhabe

Lima-naag-dhabe

Ilma-sanyare

Ilma-naasnuug

Ilma-Gaal-Jecel

Ilma-wax-kasta-run-moodey

Ilma-qooqaaye ( the horny one )

Ilma-Kama-saare

Ilma-gaajo

Ilma-tuugle

Ilma-fara xumeeya (rapist )

Need I say more

Thank me later...I'm a walking encyclopedia

 

[Nin xun]

This is too much wallahi, somalis have no chill.

 

[Sixth]

90% of that second list is straight up bullshit.

 

[Canuck]

They are more properly known us Ilma-lax-wase

There's also ilma-qooraweyne

Ilma-kamadage

Ilma-saleeban Gaal

Ilma-Abdirahman Tuur ( hunchback)

Ilma-xaniinyaweyne

Ilma-qarac-dhale

Ilma-dabo-dhabe

Lima-naag-dhabe

Ilma-sanyare

Ilma-naasnuug

Ilma-Gaal-Jecel

Ilma-wax-kasta-run-moodey

Ilma-qooqaaye ( the horny one )

Ilma-Kama-saare

Ilma-gaajo

Ilma-tuugle

Ilma-fara xumeeya (rapist )

Need I say more

Thank me later...I'm a walking encyclopedia

naasnuug He is filthy rich in Kenya (owns airplane company )

 

[Sixth]

I remember joining some olders/fobs in a game of football last time I was in Sweden, there was one dude who's nickname was: Siigeyste (Wanker)

My kili was gone, "Siigeeyste, waa cayartay"

 

[rabshole]

They are more properly known us Ilma-lax-wase


Ilma-dabo-dhabe

Belaayo dabada kaa dhabtayoo dab kaa geliy

 

[Canuck]

naasnuug He is filthy rich in Kenya (owns airplane company )

Edited I meant" caanonuug family " in Kenya