Figo Come In

[Helios]

@Figo It's time you become someone to fear rather than everyone's favourite punching bag on general

You need to update some of your insults and defenses to deal with your assailants


neef -> retard , idiot , 68 iq clown


skinny -> dadaab reject


I'm not fat -> big boned/well endowed , my hooyo fed me



Newbies -> pre schoolers



You're balding -> you got turkey on speed dial


It's training time Figo

 

[Miro]

Stop filling his head with funny ideas. He is perfect the way he is now.

 

[Helios]

Stop filling our boy's head with funny ideas. He is perfect the way he is now.

Nah bro I need Figo to be the lovable uncle that can dish it out too. Right now he's just the uncle that everyone laughs at in family gatherings.

 

[sambuusi]

don't encourage him, i don't want to be his next unfortunate victim
awoowe @Figo's insults already hurt enough

 

[Helios]

don't encourage him, i don't want to be his next unfortunate victim
his insults already hurt enough

Too late you're on the list

 

[sambuusi]

Too late you're on the list

 

[Miro]

Nah bro I need Figo to be the lovable uncle that can dish it out too. Right now he's just the uncle that everyone laughs at in family gatherings.

Our @Figo is too old to switch up now. He'll struggle to adjust to his new personality and we'll really suffer. I couldn't bare to see our good uncle make a fool of himself with these new insults that are certainly above his pay grade. Your suggestion are simply too radical, and will have the opposite effect.

In case, you couldn't tell, its just joking

 

[Helios]

Our @Figo is too old to switch up now. He'll struggle to adjust to his new personality and we'll really suffer. I couldn't bare to see our good uncle make a fool of himself with these new insults that are certainly above his pay grade. Your suggestion are simply too radical, and will have the opposite effect.

In case, you couldn't tell, its just joking

I'm just sharpening his poor insults. It will stay the same and maybe @Desert Flower will appreciate a plushy but strong Figo.

 

[Abdisamad]

@Figo
Making a list of potential newbies to ban.

 

[Helios]

@Figo
Making a list of potential newbies to ban.

It's too late man I'm making him dangerous and you're going to be a target

 

[Helios]

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[Abdisamad]

It's too late man I'm making him dangerous and you're going to be a target

Nigga I'm @Figo only target on the forum.. Tell me something new. Anyway I hope he bans some loud mouth newbies, we need to regulate the herd of noobs on this forum.

 

[Helios]

Nigga I'm @Figo only target on the forum.. Tell me something new. Anyway I hope he bans some loud mouth newbies, we need to regulate the herd of noobs on this forum.

List some

 

[Figo]

Now I understand why @Abdalla and @Gibiin-Udug dislike newbies it’s because of neefs like @The Good

I’m actually gonna join them from now I’m free from newbies and any fuker who looks at me the wrong way or even tries to bust a joke about me I’ll haranaati them through SS. Just because I let few of my old make jokes about me doesn’t mean the rest of you xayawaans can join in.

From now on I won’t let this shit fly. @sambuusi I’m starting with you naf yar yahey. Next will be my fellow shuluq who pretends to be skinny @Furioso

Walahi Thuma Walahi Thuma Walahi hadey iin joojin waxaa wadaan xaalda way xumaanaysaa.

 

[Helios]

Now I understand why @Abdalla and @Gibiin-Udug dislike newbies it’s because of neefs like @The Good

I’m actually gonna join them from now I’m free from newbies and any fuker who looks at me the wrong way or even tries to bust a joke about me I’ll haranaati them through SS. Just because I let few of my old make jokes about me doesn’t mean the rest of you xayawaans can join in.

From now on I won’t let this shit fly. @sambuusi I’m starting with you naf yar yahey. Next will be my fellow shuluq who pretends to be skinny @Furioso

Walahi Thuma Walahi Thuma Walahi hadey iin joojin waxaa wadaan xaalda way xumaanaysaa.

Go on embrace it YES haha, not sure what neef means but it doesn't really sting

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[Figo]

Our @Figo is too old to switch up now. He'll struggle to adjust to his new personality and we'll really suffer. I couldn't bare to see our good uncle make a fool of himself with these new insults that are certainly above his pay grade. Your suggestion are simply too radical, and will have the opposite effect.

In case, you couldn't tell, its just joking

I just wanna say fella you’re actually one of my favorite newbie.

Don’t let @The Good who has mommy issues on SS kawaal you.

 

[Helios]

I just wanna say fella you’re actually one of my favorite newbie.

Don’t let @The Good who has mommy issues on SS kawaal you.

That was good

 

[Abdalla]

@Figo Isn't @TheGood the son of @Afrique ? If Knowles is his mum, walahi he doesn't know his dad, I can assure you that.

 

[Shmurda]

f*ck these new niggas hahahahah

 

[Abdisamad]

@Figo Isn't @TheGood the son of @Afrique ? If Knowles is his mum, walahi he doesn't know his dad, I can assure you that.

@Abdalla after the DNA results come out