I was on my way to meet this character @Amirah . Word on the street is- she has eyes of a man, but mousey voice of a damsel in distress. I was severely warned about her mode of walking; bouncing, with one shoulder being pulled down by gravity. Despite the heap of rumors, and second hand information, i was not deterred. I embarked on an unforgettable journey into the abyss of tom boyishness that needs more words than i can spare. First i was told to call on @Empress of Hawiye court, give gifts and enter her empire. Or city. If you are curious to know how the empress looked, i can't give any information, other than she is not Hawiye. More like a very robust dhulbahante woman with a crackling voice that seemed possessed.
Upon entering the city- i found myself kidnapped by a bunch of al shabaab who told me they will take me to @Amirah. The head of the crew was this chubby warsangeli, extremely dark skin Xaliimo who was taller than everybody in vicinity. She was properly Hijaabed. and gave me a stare of judgement and huffing and puffing. I complimented her HiJaab - but was met with no thank you, on top of deep stares. I believe i saw her sniffing, i desperately wanted to ask her what is 'it' that she was smelling, but i stopped my curiosity with the dread of what she was going to say. So i sat my a$$ quite like a mouse & said to her: "Forgive me....
..... @SOMALIKNIGHT i am awkwardly silent because i am praying. I smiled, and quickly flashed a no expression face.
I was about to feel relieved when i first saw hints of the journey coming to an end when a loud bang noise was heard...................................................
Am bored. END OF STORY
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Upon entering the city- i found myself kidnapped by a bunch of al shabaab who told me they will take me to @Amirah. The head of the crew was this chubby warsangeli, extremely dark skin Xaliimo who was taller than everybody in vicinity. She was properly Hijaabed. and gave me a stare of judgement and huffing and puffing. I complimented her HiJaab - but was met with no thank you, on top of deep stares. I believe i saw her sniffing, i desperately wanted to ask her what is 'it' that she was smelling, but i stopped my curiosity with the dread of what she was going to say. So i sat my a$$ quite like a mouse & said to her: "Forgive me....
..... @SOMALIKNIGHT i am awkwardly silent because i am praying. I smiled, and quickly flashed a no expression face. I was about to feel relieved when i first saw hints of the journey coming to an end when a loud bang noise was heard...................................................
Am bored. END OF STORY
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