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The last part had me dying on the floor.
Practically this brother is on a re-discovering journey ever since he lost his job at the oil sands of Alberta. Kid was making $200k a year and all a sudden he was unemployed. Things got even worse cause he was suppose to get marry to his sweet darling Ayaan. He promised her a wedding no Somali could've ever have. They were gonna honeymoon in The Maldives. They were gonna have their wedding at the Winsten Churchill grand resort in a retreat in deep inside Ontario.
Sadly kid couldn't live up to this promise and Ayaan left him for A-rizaq, the DJ for Drake.
At this point wiilka maskaxda ba laga galey. He took off for the Far East to talk to a random Jamaican guy who was obviously stoned about Black Unity.
He now passes his days at the HK brothels where little Chinese girls tell him " you black, you big jujuu, chinaman no big"
Waraahe wa kaftan ka xanaaqin