SomaliWadaniSoldier
Weeping for the Nation of 68
I will purify the land from shabab apostates, traitors posing as somali govt somaliland sufiland galmudug puntland jubbaland jinniland blablalands. I will literaly execute hassan sheikh, siilaanyo, abdiweli, ahmed madoobe, abu ubayda,gabre if i manage to capture them.
After that i restore law and order. Implement shariahlaw minus stoning. Forbid slave of johnson entry into the land.
Make separate beaches one for women other for men. Married couples beaches, but first they must provide evidence that they are married.
Ban alcohol.
Cut all ties with Saudi Arabia,Israel,Syria, Ethiopia,Kenya and Iran.
I would order the execution for every oday that mentions clan in his mouth, oday dhaqameed is game over in my regime.
I will never allow the three big tribes to oppress the minorities. Will give minorities good positions, make them become member of the army , they get position of generals, aslong they are loyal to me and my revolutionary guard.
I will appoint madibaan as governer of waqooyi galbeed.
Madowweyne person as governer of bari, etc. Tumaal becomes governor of galgaduud.
I will make sure that clans will be treated equals. Madibaan can marry beautiful barwaani chick with big booty.
No racism.
Under my rule i give order to rebuilt the church.
Every christian community in my whole dominion gets church.
I will built the biggest mosque in Africa. Restore shafi madhab as the only madhab in Somalia. Salafis must know their place!
After that i restore law and order. Implement shariahlaw minus stoning. Forbid slave of johnson entry into the land.
Make separate beaches one for women other for men. Married couples beaches, but first they must provide evidence that they are married.
Ban alcohol.
Cut all ties with Saudi Arabia,Israel,Syria, Ethiopia,Kenya and Iran.
I would order the execution for every oday that mentions clan in his mouth, oday dhaqameed is game over in my regime.
I will never allow the three big tribes to oppress the minorities. Will give minorities good positions, make them become member of the army , they get position of generals, aslong they are loyal to me and my revolutionary guard.
I will appoint madibaan as governer of waqooyi galbeed.
Madowweyne person as governer of bari, etc. Tumaal becomes governor of galgaduud.
I will make sure that clans will be treated equals. Madibaan can marry beautiful barwaani chick with big booty.
No racism.
Under my rule i give order to rebuilt the church.
Every christian community in my whole dominion gets church.
I will built the biggest mosque in Africa. Restore shafi madhab as the only madhab in Somalia. Salafis must know their place!
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