give me your worst/lame pick-up line jokes

[sambuusi]

don't be shy

 

[Phiirso]

I'm financially stable

 

[@@@@]

I have agreed with your parents.

 

[sambuusi]

I'm financially stable

I have agreed with your parents.

ik y'all can do better than that
make it spicy

 

[Helios]

Girl you got a map?

cuz I got lost in your eyes

 

[sambuusi]

lemme help you guys
butter me up and put me in a mixer cause you have me whipped

 

[sambuusi]

Girl you got a map?

cuz I got lost in your eyes

yes, i can already hear the wedding bells

 

[Drago]

Girl you got a map?

cuz I got lost in your eyes

don't know if dads or 8yr olds use this

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Are you of African American descent, because I wanna cuff you!

 

[sambuusi]

don't know if dads or 8yr olds use this

the cringier the better

 

[sambuusi]

Are you African American, because I wanna cuff you

you're going to jail for this

 

[Helios]

yes, i can already hear the wedding bells

Your pfp is ugly nah

 

[Odkac WRLD]

you're going to jail for this

You’ve already locked my heart up

 

[Furioso]

Damn mami. You lookin’ like the peanut butter to my jelly. Ooo.

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Your pfp is ugly nah

 

[Helios]

You’ve already locked my heart up

Genius

 

[Drago]

the cringier the better

They say your partner is your best friend
Become my 3rd wife and you'll gain sisters/BFFS

 

[sambuusi]

Your pfp is ugly nah

be quiet dabaal im not into cowboys anyways

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

For US xaliimos: Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a 10-minute break in the middle for snacks

Damn your teeth are brighter than my future! ...Unless you're in it

Are you sure you didn't work out? Because you've been running through my mind all day

 

[Helios]

be quiet dabaal im not into cowboys anyways

Hey I didn't hear wedding bells you did. Now either give me that map or get lost