Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
The toilet broke down on you
It happened to me onceThe toilet broke down on you
It happened to me once
I don't want to talk about it
What did you do?Walahi it happened to me
I improvised on the spot. I took natter into my hands
I threw it out of the window
Dude! How did you escaped and how long did you last in the restroom contemplating what to do. Did they knock on the door on you ? Was that cute girl from the family needed to use the restroom, you know, the one you has the crush on
Dee wu xaaray deeWhat did you do?
I threw it out of the window
Don't ask me what it was
This guy clogged someone's toilet and is trying to get advice from us
What did you do?
It really wasnโt my fault Walahi.
I blame 3rd UK
The year was 2017....as is the tradition, you must visit the relatives while in the city .
I visited one such a family....they provided some sort of food, filled myself up and now it was time to make a space
unbeknownst to me at the time, I was condemned from the time I landed in the 3rd world UK....I went in that toilet and emptied my guts. Afterwards, it was time to flush, I pushed and pulled and the dam thing was broken
I spent the last 10 min dumbing bucket water to flush it out It was like I was in Africa. Btw why did they have a bucket there ? Why didnโt they warn me ?
I should have known it was UK. Theyโre worse than Africa. These people and their gaajo ways, God forbid we ever migrate to the UK.
Thatโs why we call Ohio the blessed landsGod forbid we stay there longer than a week. Very depressing place. Youths roaming around aimlessly, speaking deformed Ebonics English and carrying a machete as if they were tea pickers in the jungles of Sri Lanka. Old heads standing front of cafe shop at Sheppards Busch, 5 dudes to every corner, youโd think they are debating about the breakthrough to the cure for AIDS but no they discussing about how their clan can wipe out the other clan. Meanwhile their wives are out here pushing a stroller while 4 kids are hanging on to her oversized clothes, all the kids are 10 months apart