Have you ever had a situation where you are a guess at a house and you use the toilet and you ..

Gokboru

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
nope! I never use other peopleโ€™s bathroom . I make sure I am straight before I leave the house because I have this scenario playing in my head.
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
It happened to me once :damn: :damn: :damn:
I don't want to talk about it :mjcry:

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Dude! How did you escaped and how long did you last in the restroom contemplating what to do. Did they knock on the door on you ? Was that cute girl from the family needed to use the restroom, you know, the one you has the crush on:damn::damn::deadrose:
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Walahi it happened to me

I improvised on the spot. I took natter into my hands :deadmanny::damn::dead1::deadrose::russ::lolbron::drakelaugh::chrisfreshhah::chrisfreshhah:
 
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Dude! How did you escaped and how long did you last in the restroom contemplating what to do. Did they knock on the door on you ? Was that cute girl from the family needed to use the restroom, you know, the one you has the crush on:damn::damn::deadrose:
I threw it out of the window :win:
Don't ask me what it was :ufdup:
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
What did you do?

It really wasnโ€™t my fault Walahi.

I blame 3rd UK

The year was 2017....as is the tradition, you must visit the relatives while in the city .

I visited one such a family....they provided some sort of food, filled myself up and now it was time to make a space:snoop::snoop:

unbeknownst to me at the time, I was condemned from the time I landed in the 3rd world UK....I went in that toilet and emptied my guts. Afterwards, it was time to flush, I pushed and pulled and the dam thing was broken:ohlord::williamswtf:

I spent the last 10 min dumbing bucket water to flush it out:stressed: It was like I was in Africa. Btw why did they have a bucket there ? Why didnโ€™t they warn me ?
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
It really wasnโ€™t my fault Walahi.

I blame 3rd UK

The year was 2017....as is the tradition, you must visit the relatives while in the city .

I visited one such a family....they provided some sort of food, filled myself up and now it was time to make a space:snoop::snoop:

unbeknownst to me at the time, I was condemned from the time I landed in the 3rd world UK....I went in that toilet and emptied my guts. Afterwards, it was time to flush, I pushed and pulled and the dam thing was broken:ohlord::williamswtf:

I spent the last 10 min dumbing bucket water to flush it out:stressed: It was like I was in Africa. Btw why did they have a bucket there ? Why didnโ€™t they warn me ?

I should have known it was UK. Theyโ€™re worse than Africa. These people and their gaajo ways, God forbid we ever migrate to the UK.
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I should have known it was UK. Theyโ€™re worse than Africa. These people and their gaajo ways, God forbid we ever migrate to the UK.

God forbid we stay there longer than a week. Very depressing place. Youths roaming around aimlessly, speaking deformed Ebonics English and carrying a machete as if they were tea pickers in the jungles of Sri Lanka. Old heads standing front of cafe shop at Sheppards Busch, 5 dudes to every corner, youโ€™d think they are debating about the breakthrough to the cure for AIDS but no they discussing about how their clan can wipe out the other clan. Meanwhile their wives are out here pushing a stroller while 4 kids are hanging on to her oversized clothes, all the kids are 10 months apart :snoop: :ohlord: :snoop:
 

Nafiso Qalanjo

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God forbid we stay there longer than a week. Very depressing place. Youths roaming around aimlessly, speaking deformed Ebonics English and carrying a machete as if they were tea pickers in the jungles of Sri Lanka. Old heads standing front of cafe shop at Sheppards Busch, 5 dudes to every corner, youโ€™d think they are debating about the breakthrough to the cure for AIDS but no they discussing about how their clan can wipe out the other clan. Meanwhile their wives are out here pushing a stroller while 4 kids are hanging on to her oversized clothes, all the kids are 10 months apart :snoop: :ohlord: :snoop:
Thatโ€™s why we call Ohio the blessed lands
 
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