how many pounds do you wish your first child to weigh?

[ironclad urchin]

discuss.

 

[Zuleikha]

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

More than a key of marijuana

 

[Queen Carawelo]

9 lbs and 20 oz.


Lawd help me!!!! I want chubby babies!

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Idol would probably forget to feed her baby cause she's too busy looking in the mirror & admiring her beauty. The vanity in this one is preposterous to say the least.

 

[Tramo]

More than a key of marijuana

first of all, it's ki. second, who tf measures marijuana in ki's? f*ck u gonna do with a kilo of weed

my man is always trying to sound hard but it ends up backfiring

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

I can picture her window shopping with her baby in the pram & she sees something she like & walks in the shop forgetting her baby outside

 

[Figo]

9 lbs and 20 oz.


Lawd help me!!!! I want chubby babies!

Good thing you'll raise them here among other butac/shuluq kids back home they'd get roasted

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

first of all, it's ki. second, who tf measures marijuana in ki's? f*ck u gonna do with a kilo of weed

my man is always trying to sound hard but it ends up backfiring

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kilo+(or+Key)

 

[Queen Carawelo]

Good thing you'll raise them here among other butac/shuluq kids back home they'd get roasted

Once they reach 10 years old, I will send them to Bari to lose the weight.

 

[Figo]

first of all, it's ki. second, who tf measures marijuana in ki's? f*ck u gonna do with a kilo of weed

my man is always trying to sound hard but it ends up backfiring

Bruh

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Tramo you sound like a tramp lol who's laughing now bish?

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Idol why are you holding a grudge? Hug me don't reject me lol

 

[Figo]

Once they reach 10 years old, I will send them to Bari to lose the weight.

As soon as they land the roasting will begin lol and it'll overwhelm them and ask to be returned back home among their shuluq peers.

 

[ironclad urchin]

oh shit was tramo a typo for tramp

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Idol idol where art thou my idol?

I bet she's too busy looking in the mirror

 

[Tramo]

kkkkkkkkk my dude pulled out a random urban dictionary entry. ki (or key) kulaha . @Cognitivedissonance a ki is almost exclusively used to refer to cocaine. idk it might be different in Reykjavik or w/e ur from

oh shit was tramo a typo for tramp

coolioi think a name change is in order

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

kkkkkkkkk my dude pulled out a random urban dictionary entry. ki (or key) kulaha . @Cognitivedissonance a ki is almost exclusively used to refer to cocaine. idk it might be different in Reykjavik or w/e ur from


coolioi think a name change is in order

I provided my evidence where is yours? You lil tramp lol

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Put up or shut up you serf smh tramps now days.

 

[Tramo]

it's not that serious sxb