I can't believe none of u made a topic about this, it's going viral on the somali social media
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Menace what an entertainer, one of reasons i left somnet is to follow your posts
Menace what an entertainer, one of reasons i left somnet is to follow your posts
Haa Adeer! Fariid!
Liibaan
And seek help in patience and prayers
Sure he is.
I opened it as the chicks from Tdot feature was ending and when they had that writing " and now Abu Dhabi" I just shut it down. I don't want to see little dam casiir kids in a artificial country.
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You didn't miss much at all. She was boring. I was waiting to see beautiful buildings, landscapes, high end gold stores but noooope. She kept defending the Arabs.
Let me assume that you've never been to the UAE?
That place is all glass and glitter but sadly you just know that the place runs on one thing ..petro dollar ...no intellectual capacity at all ..everything foreign run
Yes! He lives here in my city but is always travelling with a travel document cause the US is giving him hard time
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I've been there back in 2006 for 6 days. It was really nice. I ate shawarma and had mango casiir like there was no tomorrow, I fell sick for 2 days.
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Haa, calool xanuun. Musqusha was my bestfriend.Ma shuban bad ku waalatey!
Haa, calool xanuun. Musqusha was my bestfriend.
In Hargeisa town I had a diarrhea terror in downtown from some food poisoning. You know they ain't got a restroom, at least that's what I thought.
It was my stupid fault for allowing to reach an imminent point. I thought I can make it to the house but I failed to recognize calool xumo ba I heysey. I started sweating from pain to shuban. You know that pain when holding it. I started running and then walking cause I was freaking out.
I then went to a store to ask for a restroom and they said they ain't got it but that there's a rent restroom business if I walk further.
As I walked my situation got worse cause I partially shuban on me.
Then I contemplated squating right there and then and running the chance of being labeled by the tribe as a confirmed madman returned from qurbaha.
Luckily I made it to the rent restroom and the restroom keeper was like "kun shilin" but I had big bills so I said I don't have it and he was like " ka soco Adeer meesha" and so I let out w big scream " waar iga beyd shuban ba iga socda ayeeydaadii..." And nigga seen the devil on my face cause he stepped aside.
The biggest embarrassment happened here tho cause as I stepped inside the restroom I had this rush of relieve that I forgot to take my clothes off that I severely shuban on my clothes. Afterwards I started washing my underwear and pants before I came out. When I came out the guy was like " WAAR miyaad qubeysatey" and I was like " ha"
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In Hargeisa town I had a diarrhea terror in downtown from some food poisoning. You know they ain't got a restroom, at least that's what I thought.
It was my stupid fault for allowing to reach an imminent point. I thought I can make it to the house but I failed to recognize calool xumo ba I heysey. I started sweating from pain to shuban. You know that pain when holding it. I started running and then walking cause I was freaking out.
I then went bro a stow to ask for a restroom and they said they ain't got it but that there's a rent restroom business if I walk further.
As I walked my situation got worse cause I partially shuban on me.
Then I contemplated squaring right there and then and running the chance of being labeled by the tribe as a confirmed madman returned from qurbaha.
Luckily I made it to the rent restroom and the restroom keeper was like "kun shilin" but I had big bills so I said I don't have it and he was like " ka soco Adeer meesha" and so I let out w big scream " waar iga beyd shuban ba iga socda ayeeydaadii..." And nigga seen the devil on my face cause he stepped aside.
The biggest embarrassment happened here tho cause as I stepped inside the restroom I had this rush of relieve that I forgot to take my clothes off that I secerely shuban on my clothes. Afterwards I started washing my underwear and pants before I came out. When I came out the guy was like " WAAR miyaad qubeysatey" and I was like " ha"
Looooooooooooool
Wallahi billahi I teared up from laughing so much.
Thatsomaligirl
Loves milk is lactose intolerant, kill me
This is my worst nightmare walahiIn Hargeisa town I had a diarrhea terror in downtown from some food poisoning. You know they ain't got a restroom, at least that's what I thought.
It was my stupid fault for allowing to reach an imminent point. I thought I can make it to the house but I failed to recognize calool xumo ba I heysey. I started sweating from pain to shuban. You know that pain when holding it. I started running and then walking cause I was freaking out.
I then went to a store to ask for a restroom and they said they ain't got it but that there's a rent restroom business if I walk further.
As I walked my situation got worse cause I partially shuban on me.
Then I contemplated squating right there and then and running the chance of being labeled by the tribe as a confirmed madman returned from qurbaha.
Luckily I made it to the rent restroom and the restroom keeper was like "kun shilin" but I had big bills so I said I don't have it and he was like " ka soco Adeer meesha" and so I let out w big scream " waar iga beyd shuban ba iga socda ayeeydaadii..." And nigga seen the devil on my face cause he stepped aside.
The biggest embarrassment happened here tho cause as I stepped inside the restroom I had this rush of relieve that I forgot to take my clothes off that I severely shuban on my clothes. Afterwards I started washing my underwear and pants before I came out. When I came out the guy was like " WAAR miyaad qubeysatey" and I was like " ha"
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