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I just delivered a performance for 350 people. I usually do standup every other Saturday. It's more of a hobby, I'm not really trying to make a living out of it nor I'm I trying to become the next Somali Kevin Hart. My performances usually revolve around talking about Somalis. Our way of life and everything in between.
Tonight was a little bit edgy because I spoke and tossed a few jokes around Muslims and ISIS. One of the key argument I made was, "Muslims are not the Issue. Arabs are the issue"
I addressed the conflicts in the Middle East and told them it's a culture native to Arabs and not a culture native to Muslims. Arabs are what people should worry about, not Muslims. Arab influence is the Issue in RADICAL ISLAM.
Apparently the topic so was so big with the crowd that they asked me to continue discarding the time limit given per comedian.
These people really don't like us, I said what they wanted to hear and got paid for it.
Stay safe out here y'all, especially you niggahs y'all need to get strapped. They targeting niggahs, it ain't safe no more. Odeyasha Aqalka can't get down with this shit, no niggah shit go get strapped. Make sure it's legal, and make sure you never purchase that with the intent to kill. Self protection, and self awareness is key to ones survival. Marka hala is dhooro oo hala iska war waqabo. Haybad waxaad Ku leedahay dhulkaada hooyo, qalbiga been ha u sheegin. Halkaani haybad kuuma taalo
 
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Do you only perform for mareexaan crowd?
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post one of your clips.
They actually have 4 clips uploaded on their main YouTube page.
Not that many views but it's there.
I'm I willing to show you guys?
Naw, I'm not about that self qarxis
Most of my topics here update when I visit troll villa. Id only link it to certain people.
 

Oscar

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u said u perfomed to 350 strangers, why should a few people in a forum who live in different countries bother you. either that or u lying ass nigga
 
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u said u perfomed to 350 strangers, why should a few people in a forum who live in different countries bother you. either that or u lying ass nigga
Because 350 people ain't goin waste their time passing my shit across/qarxis and clearly I stated I ain't tryna make a living out of this. Hence why this is a private gig
This is a side hustle and not many people actually know it.
Read what I addressed and tell me if you understood properly
Dhiladi mareykan Ku keentay wase
 

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You sold us out for an apple
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They actually have 4 clips uploaded on their main YouTube page.
Not that many views but it's there.
I'm I willing to show you guys?
Naw, I'm not about that self qarxis
Most of my topics here update when I visit troll villa. Id only link it to certain people.
Saaxib PM is gaajo
 
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Qarxis obviously

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Sxb I created this thread to inform people the reality on the table when it comes to being Muslim.
Everyone seem bored up until I started addressing ISIS and wallabies the emotion in the room changed and people started paying attention.
 

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I just delivered a performance for 350 people. I usually do standup every other Saturday. It's more of a hobby, I'm not really trying to make a living out of it nor I'm I trying to become the next Somali Kevin Hart. My performances usually revolve around talking about Somalis. Our way of life and everything in between.
Tonight was a little bit edgy because I spoke and tossed a few jokes around Muslims and ISIS. One of the key argument I made was, "Muslims are not the Issue. Arabs are the issue"
I addressed the conflicts in the Middle East and told them it's a culture native to Arabs and not a culture native to Muslims. Arabs are what people should worry about, not Muslims. Arab influence is the Issue in RADICAL ISLAM.
Apparently the topic so was so big with the crowd that they asked me to continue discarding the time limit given per comedian.
These people really don't like us, I said what they wanted to hear and got paid for it.
Stay safe out here y'all, especially you niggahs y'all need to get strapped. They targeting niggahs, it ain't safe no more. Odeyasha Aqalka can't get down with this shit, no niggah shit go get strapped. Make sure it's legal, and make sure you never purchase that with the intent to kill. Self protection, and self awareness is key to ones survival. Marka hala is dhooro oo hala iska war waqabo. Haybad waxaad Ku leedahay dhulkaada hooyo, qalbiga been ha u sheegin. Halkaani haybad kuuma taalo
cuz, so you propagating violence to crackas against Carabs, to save yo ass. :stevej:i see how you iz. Someone lend me the link so I can qarxis this guy badly.
 
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cuz, so you propagating violence to crackas against Carabs, to save yo ass. :stevej:i see how you iz. Someone lend me the link so I can qarxis this guy badly.
Sxb, I personally addressed that topic last night....wallahi I wasn't even prepared, my jokes were out of line, and I smoked a baseball bat before hitting the stage. That kinda fucked me up. I sorta went with the flow, and noticing the topics trending I placed my bet on the Middle East
Balse ma Ku qaldanahay?
90% of Islamic terrorism are carried out by Arabs, the remaining 10% are influenced by Wahabism. A harsh form of Islamic studies, and it's a culture native to Arabs.
Somalia has never been influenced by Wahabism and when it did in the early 2000's, we seen the likes of Alitaxaad, and now. Al Shabaab.
One would need to radicate and destory Wahabism, and to do that they should nuke Arabia
 
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