I got a serious crush on this timojileec working at a toy shop help

[caanoshaah]

Yall not gonna believe this

So im visiting my cousins place again and im around the same area with that rundown mall the crackhead Mexican used to run around (he disappeared all of a sudden I have no idea wtf happened. And im ngl he exists but my story was a troll yall fell for that. But I promise this one is serious tho wallahi billahi).

we walk around the mall and we passed this tiny toy shop…. tell me why the cutest timojileec ever working there. And not even just that but wtf he was staring me down so harddddd the eye contact and tension was crazy as hell
I turned around again after I passed by and HE LITERALLY GOT OUT OF THE STORE AND HE WAS STARING AT ME AGAIN??im sorry he is the cutest timojileec ive ever seen in my life, and the best part it seems reciprocated… we walked by it again and omfg he was staring me down again. The mall was busy asf too come the hell on there is plenty of shit to look at other than me and btw doesn’t he have a job to do the f*ck??

I would’ve hit him up today but I’m not going to lie i got a pretty bad sore throat and my voice is raspy af right now pray for that shit to get better becauseeee im actually gonna hit his ass up tomorrow.

 

[caanoshaah]

Two things 1) y’all better not call me a hoe yeah I have a lot of crushes but it’s all one by one and I don’t sleep around sooo 2) y’all better not come at him for being timojileec apparently he’s nice and miskeen asf my cousin stopped by once and said she thinks he’s cute too but “he’s not her type
I will keep yall posted

 

[Yami]

Aint no way the timo jelec slayer is now in love with one LMAO

 

[peterpeter]

Two things 1) y’all better not call me a hoe yeah I have a lot of crushes but it’s all one by one and I don’t sleep around sooo 2) y’all better not come at him for being timojileec apparently he’s nice and miskeen asf my cousin stopped by once and said she thinks he’s cute too but “he’s not her type
I will keep yall posted

If hes Indian wallahi I'm not abiding by law 2 beyond that I will listen to your story with anticipation.

 

[TekNiKo]

Yall not gonna believe this

So im visiting my cousins place again and im around the same area with that rundown mall the crackhead Mexican used to run around (he disappeared all of a sudden I have no idea wtf happened. And im ngl he exists but my story was a troll yall fell for that. But I promise this one is serious tho wallahi billahi).

we walk around the mall and we passed this tiny toy shop…. tell me why the cutest timojileec ever working there. And not even just that but wtf he was staring me down so harddddd the eye contact and tension was crazy as hell
I turned around again after I passed by and HE LITERALLY GOT OUT OF THE STORE AND HE WAS STARING AT ME AGAIN??im sorry he is the cutest timojileec ive ever seen in my life, and the best part it seems reciprocated… we walked by it again and omfg he was staring me down again. The mall was busy asf too come the hell on there is plenty of shit to look at other than me and btw doesn’t he have a job to do the f*ck??

I would’ve hit him up today but I’m not going to lie i got a pretty bad sore throat and my voice is raspy af right now pray for that shit to get better becauseeee im actually gonna hit his ass up tomorrow.

You were complaining about Indians now you want to sleep with one?

 

[caanoshaah]

Aint no way the timo jelec slayer is now in love with one LMAO


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Life comes at u fast okay but let me be honest I wouldn’t have thought much of it if he wasn’t staring me tf down?!? plus the fact he has a miskeen vibe. When a guy with a kind of miskeen vibe shows interest in me I just go insane I don’t know wtf it is. Like my Turkish prof im too used to men getting aggressive af with me so when a guy shows signs of interest without being too brazen and aggressive i just start fantasizing ab marriage i can’t help it

 

[caanoshaah]

If hes Indian wallahi I'm not abiding by law 2 beyond that I will listen to your story with anticipation.

What you think I mean by “timojileec”sorry to break it to you: he’s Indian

 

[caanoshaah]

Apparently he’s a fob but his English is “good” as per my cousin who also hates the timojileec fobs mind you… she got his approval so I know he’s good im praying my voice gets better tomorrow cuz umm im not very patient right now im tryna hit his ass up asap

 

[Spongebob]

 

[AbrahamFreedom]

Traitor

 

[Abdixakim]

Didn’t you also have a crush on a crack head mexican?

 

[marcellady]

I will follow this story with great anticipation

 

[TheLand]

#dhoocilcel

 

[caanoshaah]

Didn’t you also have a crush on a crack head mexican?

Okay I did butttt I’m gonna be honest the story I wrote was fake (i trolled yall) but wallahi this one im serious af

Yall not gonna believe this

So im visiting my cousins place again and im around the same area with that rundown mall the crackhead Mexican used to run around (he disappeared all of a sudden I have no idea wtf happened. And im ngl he exists but my story was a troll yall fell for that. But I promise this one is serious tho wallahi billahi).

 

[caanoshaah]

#dhoocilcel

Calling me an anything -cel when the main point of this post is that my attraction to him seems reciprocated is crazy

 

[peterpeter]

What you think I mean by “timojileec”sorry to break it to you: he’s Indian

bengali or pakistani youre planning on making them tiktok memes true lmaooooooo

 

[caanoshaah]

bengali or pakistani youre planning on making them tiktok memes true lmaooooooo

Statistically speaking the odds of him being Indian are like 99.999%. Like Canada ain’t like the uk or whatever. It’s basically all Indians up here I’d actually go further to assume he is Punjabi based off his appearance… anyways… I’ll ask him tomorrow brb gonna learn some Punjabi the f*ck

 

[_Yusuf_]

Yall not gonna believe this

So im visiting my cousins place again and im around the same area with that rundown mall the crackhead Mexican used to run around (he disappeared all of a sudden I have no idea wtf happened. And im ngl he exists but my story was a troll yall fell for that. But I promise this one is serious tho wallahi billahi).

we walk around the mall and we passed this tiny toy shop…. tell me why the cutest timojileec ever working there. And not even just that but wtf he was staring me down so harddddd the eye contact and tension was crazy as hell
I turned around again after I passed by and HE LITERALLY GOT OUT OF THE STORE AND HE WAS STARING AT ME AGAIN??im sorry he is the cutest timojileec ive ever seen in my life, and the best part it seems reciprocated… we walked by it again and omfg he was staring me down again. The mall was busy asf too come the hell on there is plenty of shit to look at other than me and btw doesn’t he have a job to do the f*ck??

I would’ve hit him up today but I’m not going to lie i got a pretty bad sore throat and my voice is raspy af right now pray for that shit to get better becauseeee im actually gonna hit his ass up tomorrow.

 

[caanoshaah]

I wish I could send yall a pic of this timojileec he’s acc sooo cute and lemme be honest he looks like a younger tan version of my Turkish prof, im dead yall better stop coming at him you won’t change my mind

 

[Abu Hesi]

"Please send bobs and vegana"