BUFFALO CHRONICLE
Daniel Cohen
March 23 1998
After a decade of terror, the 'Cheese Man', so called because of his habit of covering his victims in goats cheese, has finally been caught. 36 year old Mohammed Abdillahi Mohammed 'Farmaajo' has inflicted terror on the Buffalo community. Over the decade, 20 kids have gone missing, all of whom curiously belong to the Isaaq clan of Somaliland. Farmaajo has been a wide critic of the clan and was known to collect "Kacaan" paraphernalia. One colleague who wishes to remain anonymous said "He would always have a picture of Siad Barre at his desk. I mean, isn't that a little strange. The guy is married, why not his wife or kids?"
Witnesses attested to weird noises coming from the Farmaajo household in the middle.of the night. Some witnesses claimed they heard what sounded like muffled screams along with weird Somali music with constant reference to a "Aabo Siyaad"...