UPDATE I HAVE AGREED to marry my first cousin’s daughter. LAST summer, in Somalia, I visited them and I found her to be drop dead gorgeous

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
It was an easy decision but I will proceed.

I intend to never bring her to the West

I also intend to never disclose my other children as well as my other females.

UPDATE!

She revealed that she’s in a relationship with a local. Her mother (my cousin) went into a complete rage and demanded that she cut off any contact with this local kid. The mother has ordered her to prepare for “Abtiyo”.
I will travel down to the motherland comes May folks. It will be a pleasure to bring y’all along. I will be Vlogging it here. Stay tuned.

At this moment I would like to thank @TekNiKo , @Manafesto and @AbdiFreedom for their encouragement and understanding.

To the ladies who’ve gone berserk about my choice of extending the customs of our forefathers I hope one day you regain your place in the pantheon of our glorious traditions. @Vanessa @Sophisticate @Xoxoxo @Unbothered
 
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Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
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I will never forget one of my friends telling me he had done a thing with his cousin when they were growing up back home. Found it weird till he showed me a picture of her and then I understood why he would risk it for a biscuit. Go for it king.
 
I’m not a cousin fucker but I can understand. One of my cousins is drop dead gorgeous too, and idk but I get super horny around her like on sum different kinda level. Maybe it’s the thought of what I can’t have and blah blah you know, all that other damn non sense. She’s really beautiful and I’m sure we would’ve had crazy sex I’ve avoided it though I don’t even visit or let her around me ALONE, never that, anything can happen
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TekNiKo

Loyal To The One True Caliph (Hafidahullah)
It was an easy decision but I will proceed.

I intend to never bring her to the West

I also intend to never disclose my other children as well as my other females.
Good luck cuz! Just remember to bring the condoms if you dont want no kids! Bashaal season!
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
VIP
I’m not a cousin fucker but I can understand. One of my cousins is drop dead gorgeous too, and idk but I get super horny around her like on sum different kinda level. Maybe it’s the thought of what I can’t have and blah blah you know, all that other damn non sense. She’s really beautiful and I’m sure we would’ve had crazy sex I’ve avoided it though I don’t even visit or let her around me ALONE, never that, anything can happen
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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I'm disgusted by you. :pacspit: Shameless.

The comments in this thread are equally as troubling. :vqbuyv0:

Have you forgotten that you are the product of such a marriages. I am only following on our forefather’s footsteps.

All of a sudden we should abandon our ways and be deviant in behavior like @Abdifre
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
Have you forgotten that you are the product of such a marriages. I am only following on our forefather’s footsteps.

All of a sudden we should abandon our ways and be deviant in behavior like @Abdifre
Don't insult me. I'm not the byproduct of close cousin marriage. And my ancestors were smart enough to marry further away. That's why I don't look inbred. Speak for your customs, fool.
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Don't insult me. I'm not the byproduct of close cousin marriage. And my ancestors were smart enough to marry further away. That's why I don't look inbred. Speak for your customs, fool.

I just learned that she’s actually in a relationship with some guy. It don’t matter though. I will proceed with obtaining her. He can kick rocks.
He could never give her the life I can give her.
Ill be honest, this is strictly for procreation purposes. Think of it as a surrogate for me.
 

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