I have cured an incel

[Bernie Madoff]

I been guiding this yute who was frustrated in not getting any attention from women and was socially awkward. I promised him within a year that he would get laid down if he listen to me. I got him to start going to the gym with my and now he can push weights. I took him out to the mall and changed up his whole clothing style. But, the last part was for him to get a girl. I told him to talk to first girl he sees in the mall. First 5 tries he failed but 6th time he finally got a number, well Snapchat. After 5 months of talking to home girl he just told me this morning he got it in.


I feel so proud like a dad seeing his son become a man


Any incels on the site who needs help. Come to me cause I shall cure you! I should write godddamn book for this and start charging y’all

 

[Suldaanka]

I been guiding this yute who was frustrated in not getting any attention from women and was socially awkward. I promised him within a year that he would get laid down if he listen to me. I got him to start going to the gym with my and now he can push weights. I took him out to the mall and changed up his whole clothing style. But, the last part was for him to get a girl. I told him to talk to first girl he sees in the mall. First 5 tries he failed but 6th time he finally got a number, well Snapchat. After 5 months of talking to home girl he just told me this morning he got it in.


I feel so proud like a dad seeing his son become a man


Any incels on the site who needs help. Come to me cause I shall cure you! I should write godddamn book for this and start charging y’all

Whats your rate?
Asking for a friend

 

[xalimathe6]

I been guiding this yute who was frustrated in not getting any attention from women and was socially awkward. I promised him within a year that he would get laid down if he listen to me. I got him to start going to the gym with my and now he can push weights. I took him out to the mall and changed up his whole clothing style. But, the last part was for him to get a girl. I told him to talk to first girl he sees in the mall. First 5 tries he failed but 6th time he finally got a number, well Snapchat. After 5 months of talking to home girl he just told me this morning he got it in.


I feel so proud like a dad seeing his son become a man


Any incels on the site who needs help. Come to me cause I shall cure you! I should write godddamn book for this and start charging y’all

Good job fam. I'm proud of you
#StopIncels2k19

 

[.279]

Mashallah.


@ all reer cushitic and madow obsessed niggas, single file for this mans services

 

[Qabille]

I been guiding this yute who was frustrated in not getting any attention from women and was socially awkward. I promised him within a year that he would get laid down if he listen to me. I got him to start going to the gym with my and now he can push weights. I took him out to the mall and changed up his whole clothing style. But, the last part was for him to get a girl. I told him to talk to first girl he sees in the mall. First 5 tries he failed but 6th time he finally got a number, well Snapchat. After 5 months of talking to home girl he just told me this morning he got it in.


I feel so proud like a dad seeing his son become a man


Any incels on the site who needs help. Come to me cause I shall cure you! I should write godddamn book for this and start charging y’all

>After talking to her for 5 months

he didn't get laid sxb.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

>After talking to her for 5 months

he didn't get laid sxb.

Nigga he snapped in bed with her. You think I didn’t ask for proof? I demanded it

You have hope my friend. Let me guide you

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Whats your rate?
Asking for a friend

I give free consultations and after it’s about 40 bucks an hour of my time

 

[Qabille]

Nigga he snapped in bed with her. You think I didn’t ask for proof? I demanded it

You have hope my friend. Let me guide you

Big if true.

>Let me help you

Unironically a vocel.

I've been lifting for a couple years (0.75/2.25/3.5/4.25)

Clothing:

 

[4head]

My problem will be my whole personality sxbi. I'm trying my best but with depression and isolation, it's not easy tbh. I cleaned my "room" (Jordan Perterson's reference) and i lift weight. It's just a start, i'll see the results in the future inshallah

 

[NFD]

My problem will be my whole personality sxbi. I'm trying my best but with depression and isolation, it's not easy tbh. I cleaned my "room" (Jordan Perterson's reference) and i lift weight. It's just a start, i'll see the results in the future inshallah

“Truly in the heart there is a void that can not be removed except with the company of Allah. And in it there is a sadness that can not be removed except with the happiness of knowing Allah and being true to Him. And in it there is an emptiness that can not be filled except with love for Him and by turning to Him and always remembering Him. And if a person were given all of the world and what is in it, it would not fill this emptiness.” — Imam Ibn al-Qayyim

 

[A_A]

Write a book and you’ll make money. You’d be surprised at the number of socially awkward cadaans who are being cucked left and right.

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[madaxweyne]

Mashallah.


@ all reer cushitic and madow obsessed niggas, single file for this mans services

Warya what does this have to do with madows nacasyahow

 

[diaby]

Reminds me of when I first got swole and would barge/shoulder check into all the yutes in the ends

Never had one step to me

 

[Muji]

By the looks of it many of the incels who are in need of your help are already here except for @World and @Kodeen

Kodeen has no chance though he still steals women’s underwear from the laundary services. Only Allah can help that one.

 

[Muji]

Big if true.

>Let me help you

Unironically a vocel.

I've been lifting for a couple years (0.75/2.25/3.5/4.25)

Clothing:

This is actually a nice outfit and not fake designer brands. A farax wearing docs mashallah when did this happen?

 

[Qabille]

This is actually a nice outfit and not fake designer brands. A farax wearing docs mashallah when did this happen?

First copped a pair when I was 16, before that I used to rock adidas suedes and converses.

 

[Muji]

First copped a pair when I was 16, before that I used to rock adidas suedes and converses.

You should help these faraxs

Make a thread giving them 5 shirt, 5 trousers and 3 trainers/shoes to buy that they can coordinate together to build different outfits. @AussieHustler needs it, he is the kinda Australian that wears sandles and a tie to a business meeting

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Write a book and you’ll make money. You’d be surprised at the number of socially awkward cadaans who are being cucked left and right.

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You can be my co-author. Split the profit 70-30

 

[World]

You might have set him up for a heart break since he might fall in love with this girl esp if she’s a hoe because he lost his virginity to her

He’ll come out worse.

 

[A_A]

You can be my co-author. Split the profit 70-30

You really thought it would be 70-30?