I would like to overthrow the Somalia/Somalialand/Puntland governments

[Inactive]

I need 50,000 rebels and weaponry and armoured vehicles.

Which is the best country to contact to help me?

 

[SomaliWadaniSoldier]

Israel

They will support your gay jihad against the infidel heterosexuals!!!!

O slave of Johnson, smash the heads of the infidels!

 

[Abdalla]

The biggest corruption in the history of mankind was when the soviet collapsed in 1991. A lot of their weaponry were sold in the black market which reached lots of African countries in the 1990s. Warlord Abdi Shukri from galguduud use to import weapons from central africa as recent as 2010. You should contact him, he is involved in galmudug politics.

 

[Adheer Warsame]

So you want to have another civil war basically?

 

[Inactive]

The biggest corruption in the history of mankind was when the soviet collapsed in 1991. A lot of their weaponry were sold in the black market which reached lots of African countries in the 1990s. Warlord Abdi Shukri from galguduud use to import weapons from central africa as recent as 2010. You should contact him, he is involved in galmudug politics.

I need a non African country to help me. I also need funds to pay my men and food for them to eat.

So you want to have another civil war basically?

It'll be a bloodless coup

Israel

They will support your gay jihad against the infidel heterosexuals!!!!

O slave of Johnson, smash the heads of the infidels!

Good idea.

 

[--Ajakis Lax Max--]

you will need xininyo, something not common among your kind.

 

[Knowthyself]

YAAAAAS israel should be or one and only partner. possibly turkey too cadaans/arabs and africans only fend for themselves. israel needs all the love it could get. but the doqoon arab boot lickers turn their backs on them because massa has beef with the jews. nacala. i still remember when somalia walked out of a conference with other arabs as if it had any power at all.

abdi, go back to being atheist and denounce drumf then go run for president! you have me support

 

[Inactive]

YAAAAAS israel should be or one and only partner. possibly turkey too cadaans/arabs and africans only fend for themselves. israel needs all the love it could get. but the doqoon arab boot lickers turn their backs on them because massa has beef with the jews. nacala. i still remember when somalia walked out of a conference with other arabs as if it had any power at all.

abdi, go back to being atheist and denounce drumf then go run for president! you have me support

The world doesn't deserve my leadership.

But there would be nothing honourable than being a martyr and being assassinated while in office for doing the right thing.

 

[Keo]

Israel

They will support your gay jihad against the infidel heterosexuals!!!!

O slave of Johnson, smash the heads of the infidels!

Israelis are totally against homosexuality in their own backyard but don't mind exporting it to other places.

 

[waraabe]

@AbdiJohnson stick to your country Ethiopia, that's where majority of your community lives

 

[TheLibertarianQuiche]

YAAAAAS israel should be or one and only partner. possibly turkey too cadaans/arabs and africans only fend for themselves. israel needs all the love it could get. but the doqoon arab boot lickers turn their backs on them because massa has beef with the jews. nacala. i still remember when somalia walked out of a conference with other arabs as if it had any power at all.

abdi, go back to being atheist and denounce drumf then go run for president! you have me support

Racist and supporter of genocide and ethnic cleansing. Boy, how do you sleep at night.

 

[Knowthyself]

Racist and supporter of genocide and ethnic cleansing. Boy, how do you sleep at night.

i sleep very well thank you very much