If you were a billionare how would you help change the situation back home?

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Tjioux

the pussy is never yours, its just your turn.
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If a Somali Billionaire existed they would be ruling the country. Bribery and corruption is rampant so it would be easy to control the government, police, regional governors. They might even be able to buy out the Somaliland government with that kind of money.

Once in power they could steer the country in whichever direction they wanted for better or worse.:denzelnigga:
 

Mercury

Ha igu daalinee dantaada raac
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IF youre a billionare you could make your own government and make people go against the other government by doing stuff for the people which they never Done before

And what can the government do when youre paying the military and police
 

RasCanjero-

Self imposed exile
If you're a Somali billionaire, the moment you step foot in Xamar; you'll have hundreds of spies from local warlords and foreign agents following your every step.

The moment you show any political or business ambitions in Somalia; they would rather have you die in an accident then take your money.

At the moment they are in control of their income and area in Xamar and even if the billionaire offers them 10x that amount they could still remove them once they entrenched themselves in Xamar.

If you're a Somali billionaire... keep away from Somalia unless you get permission from the States or Britain to run things.
 

Hassan Garguute Buldanana

AUG 25, 2023
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I will first build wells iyo biyo xireen in every damn village all over the somali regions. I dont want to ever hear again geeljires killing each other over water:ohlord:

Focus on education and health


End FGM

Fight jahalnimo that is called caano qabil


Create jobs to employ the youth







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If you're a Somali billionaire, the moment you step foot in Xamar; you'll have hundreds of spies from local warlords and foreign agents following your every step.

The moment you show any political or business ambitions in Somalia; they would rather have you die in an accident then take your money.

At the moment they are in control of their income and area in Xamar and even if the billionaire offers them 10x that amount they could still remove them once they entrenched themselves in Xamar.

If you're a Somali billionaire... keep away from Somalia unless you get permission from the States or Britain to run things.

Exactly. They have it on lock
 
If I was a billionaire, I'd create walls all around Puntland and all non Puntlanders in the state would be microchipped and GPS'd. I'd also have a large guillotine built for public executions of any blasphemous Puntite and would ban out of qabiil marriages for men.
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
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Business is different than politics. It's a totally different line of work. While in civilised countries billionaires have politicians in their pocket and use them to do their dirty work, in Somalia politicians bully businessmen through extortion and intimidations. Never look at Somali politics from a normal perspective, it's the opposite of normal. Up is down and down is up back home. A billionaire won't be more than a philanthropist. His work will be limited to digging wells in our probably, if not certainly, upcoming famine in the near future. Half his money will be used to pay for bloodmoney because his trigger happy ina adeers killed someone.
 

Thegoodshepherd

Galkacyo iyo Calula dhexdood
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1- Build a water canal from the Juba river to Kismayo.
2- Build a road parllel to the Juba from Dolo and connect it to Jilib.
3- Clear cut most of Badhaadhe district and convert the forests into farmland.
4- Remove (dredge) sandbars from the Juba river and make it navigable by barge.
5- Straighten the Juba river and reduce its length by cutting across all meanders.

All projects worth doing in Somalia are in Jubaland. Everything north of the Juba will become desert in 40 years.

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Would invest in heavy weaponry, destroy every last Somali living there and then place a few intelligent and good looking beings from the Somali diaspora there and restart our nation
 
I would take a page out of the Israeli handbook and make the desert more than survivable. Invest in new agricultural technologies and see them through. I would make the best of what the terrain offers, starting in my tuulo.
 

Bohol

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I would generally focus on developing central Somaliland (West Burco, Oodweyne, eastern Maroodijeex) and eastern Somaliland (Sanaag).


1. A port in Maydh

2. Airport in Ceerigaabo

3. Paving the Burco - Oodweyne - Hargeisa road

4.Building reservoirs and drilling wells (making use of the huge underground water in western Togdheer)
 
I'd invest in schools and huge factories to keep pple off the streets. I'd also invest in rural agriculture. If people got jobs, income, school ect they then can afford food, are more educated and problems will go away slowly.
 
I would be pounding the two capital cities for 6 months non stop. S400 missiles and aerial bombardment. 2000 t14 tanks and 1500 abram tanks would advance towards both countries. Destroy grain stocks. Demolish dams and full massacre of all enemies. Kill every living thing in our way. Immediately start placing mines in the cities. No mercy.:rejoice:

Then finally declare both countries as part of the greater Somalia. The next Siad barre in the making.
 
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Gbyallmeans

Yuusuf direed Founding Father of Ahlu-naar
With the billions i would become the Government and declare an Islamic Republic, i would seize state asset and further my extended wealth for empowerment, i would then set priorities shown below as Agenda for my Government only after eliminating, Garaads, nabadoons, suldaans, wax garadyaal and all those who ever held any public offices in Somalia, so the set agenda for my GOV is;

1.Destroy federalism
2.Create/expand Banaadir into under surveilance Mega-Banaadir (Balcad,Afgooye and Bariire would be absorbed) for the Capital Mogadishu
3.Capital would be divided into District for each Somali qabiils (for future divide and rule)
4.No weapons allowed into Banaadir except the Police
5.Gobols would be divided between Farmers of excellent characters and skills
6.Army would only be stationed at the Borders of the Country, and not within a citizens sights.
7.All those branded criminals by the government would either face death or be part of death suicide squad for a clandestine missions, the choice is theirs.
 
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1) Creating a detail secret service like CIA

2)New major Somali news channel hiring the best of the best Somali journalist

3) A High quality construction & architecture company
 
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