If your somali wife doesn’t..

[Ugaaso]

You need to go to the gym and look like her abaayo or you wont get married

i'm already getting married to his look alike!

 

[Figo]

That fool gotta be 67 pounds I’ll be damned if a woman ever picks me up like that.

 

[Halimo-2018]

So cheesy. Keep it in the bed room!