I'm a complicated guy, I collect dambi but I erase it with a good deeds like today

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menace

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i enjoy making others happy or relieve of a pressure.

Today I got a text from this old head's daughter. This old head who I once shared a video of him teaching me about his nomadic lifestyle. He has been here for 2 years.

Today his daughter texted me hoping I can take her to the bmv after school and after I get off work. I gave her my assurances that I'll do so.

Contrary to popular believe I did not take advantage, maanan ku aasin. :comeon:

The Bmv rejected her 3 other times but today I sweet talked to the bmv lady and her test went smoothly and she official got her driver license.

She told me that her father is always suspicious of other niggaz giving her rides to these type of places and always yells at her but strangely he is comfortable with me. I know what you knuckleheads are thinking "yaan! I wouldn't even trust my chicken with the Menace" :drakekidding: let alone a living human female.

In any rate I dropped her home and she demanded I come in the house. I obliged and her father gave me a huge hug and showered me with the most pleasant duco:rejoice::rejoice:

Then I left and was driving home when I saw our local semi-homeless fellow tribesmen with the most inadequate winter clothing walking across the traffic light. At this moment I wanted to just pick him up to give him a hot coffe from Timmies that I rolled down my window and yelled out his name and he came running to my car.

Let me tell you this. I enjoy this fella bc he is complete entertainment. This nigga told me today that this Xaliimo approached him and recruited him into a member of her home health agency and then labelled him a living lunatic just to make money off of him. This guy might be slightly off but he knows his affairs. So when she got the check from the gov she approached him to sign and handed him a $100 but instead of signing the check this nigga tried to flip the check to see how much and lady snatched off of him and told him "waar saxeex". Dude had the intelligence to go to their office the next day and scared the living day out of them by telling them he'll call the state attorney to tell them that they are using his social to get money. They begged him and assured him that they will terminate the affair and even paid him to not charge them.

Long story short the guy wanted me to take him to the greyhound. He is leaving the city to go work in the meat factory because he has been kicked out of 4 houses bc he has a slight mental issue where he easily gets irate. On top of that he said " fellow tribesmen who suppose to help me don't even look my way bc I'm a down man but if I had money they would be asking me donation but I'm worth nothing to me".

I questioned his lack of winter preparedness and he said " lacag aan ku gato ma heysto". I assured him that tomorrow il give him some funaanado and a coat. On top of that I gave him my word that il drop him at the greyhound on Monday.

On our way back he profusely showered me with dua after dua. Then he send dua on my mom bc my mom always gives gim money. She even made tribes lady to collect money last year to go to his wife back home (he s 57 and Is married to 21 year old ..she got 2 kids for him..he got marrief to her 5 years ago after his sister got this girl for him back home..that time he came back but couldn't back to her so last year he was send to her and wasn't suppose to comeback bc his sister opened a store for him to run but dude came back after a year ).

Oh before I dropped we stopped by Timmies and bought him a medium coffee with triple triple.

I'm telling this story so that you should do a random act of kindness :rejoice:
 
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SOMACOON

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i enjoy making others happy or relieve of a pressure.

For every 5 dollar bill i gave away, I could've bought a house with it.
The gift of giving really is better than receiving.
I do the same shit, if i commit a sin, i make sure to do some good deeds in the process.
 

menace

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Is it that Ogaden oday? Is his daughter fine?

:leobite:

Walahi she's a gazelle ( qalanjo) and only 18 but she looks up to me and I don't cross the line on a needy person. She's funny too cause she shares these stories of guys proposing to her but I told her to wait and get education. It had me shook when she said " guys want to give me rides but I need a ride to go do chores for my family so the other day this guy who wants me offered to take me to the bmv but I told him " my brother ( me) is gonna take me ( we are distant distant distant relatives, heck she's an OG)". That had me shook. She considers me a brother. I mean she considers the menace, a known liberation struggle leader a brother :browtf::kobeok::lolbron::meleshame::mjpls:

Yeah bro that's the same dude..the legendary OG guy who I was asking the questions on the video
 

menace

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For every 5 dollar bill i gave away, I could've bought a house with it.
The gift of giving really is better than receiving.
I do the same shit, if i commit a sin, i make sure to do some good deeds in the process.

Walahi I get tremendous pleasure from it. These type of people their duco flies
 

Bielsa

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Walahi she's a gazelle ( qalanjo) and only 18 but she looks up to me and I don't cross the line on a needy person. She's funny too cause she shares these stories of guys proposing to her but I told her to wait and get education. It had me shook when she said " guys want to give me rides but I need a ride to go do chores for my family so the other day this guy who wants me offered to take me to the bmv but I told him " my brother ( me) is gonna take me ( we are distant distant distant relatives, heck she's an OG)". That had me shook. She considers me a brother. I mean she considers the menace, a known liberation struggle leader a brother :browtf::kobeok::lolbron::meleshame::mjpls:

Yeah bro that's the same dude..the legendary OG guy who I was asking the questions on the video

:pachah1::russ:

It's actually generally good to befriend odeyaal like him. Especially if they got qalanjo daughters :shaq:
 

menace

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:pachah1::russ:

It's actually generally good to befriend odeyaal like him. Especially if they got qalanjo daughters :shaq:

I'm afraid that he will push me to have his daughter as a token of his appreciation. This dude is the type that will not understand if I tell him I have a wife. He is definitely gonna say " dhagga waar kani wa neef, waar 4 ban qabaa..adeer Sidan si isku dhaam"

Dude I enjoy his company bc I learn a lot from his Nomadic life in the Ogaden region. He tells me about the life he led. He spend 20 years in a refugee camp but was never in the refugee camp cause as an ethnic somali he claimed to be a war refugee but he always herded his camels next to the UN camp just waiting for them to take him to America. He has hard time coping with this alien land. His biggest problem is learning not to micro manage the family. Him and his wife are budding heads bc she heard abt 911 call. I kid you not but he called me several times to avert a disaster between him and his wifey who wants now found out about a new found freedom. He has this totalitarian family management. He wants to control their income but now knows that she's an individual and she wants to send money to her family but he wants to be consulted but she reminds him that the check comes under Her name. Sometimes he curses the people that brought him here bc he says that he led a stress fred life back home.

A week ago dude calls me in a panic cause his daughter and wife took the car and got lost in a pouring rain. He loves his wife that he kept telling me " alla adeer ii soo carar islaanteydii guriga waxey ka baxdey bilaa jacket. Alla maantey iga dhimatey" loooool. I called his daughter and I guided her home through the phone.

Would you believe if I told you he was crying. Islaantii ba ka dhiman gaartey in his mind :damn::damn::damn:
 
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What is BMV? Do you mean the DMV?


That's really sweet of you menace mashallah.
 

menace

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What is BMV? Do you mean the DMV?


That's really sweet of you menace mashallah.

Sometimes biyaha iyo saliidaan isku qasaa ..my bat..bureau of motor vehicles ..I take my apology :drakelaugh:
 

Cognitivedissonance

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You're a complicated guy indeed, one minute it's dambi the next its Darwin, war illaan balaayo ninkan saan muu kuu fiiyow yahay.
 

menace

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You're a complicated guy indeed, one minute it's dambi the next its Darwin, war illaan balaayo ninkan saan muu kuu fiiyow yahay.

Marka hore ma anaa claim gareeyey sanity but then again there's a thin border between one minutes sanity and Insanity
 

menace

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Early this morning, on my way to work, I lived up to my promise..I gave him a ride to the Bus station ..he is leaving this place to go work at a meat factory..he has been semi-homeless now and tribesmen have abandoned him..I have some clothing and a luggage..

Here's my farewell advice to him..(make sure you listen till the end :banderas:)

 

waraabe

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Early this morning, on my way to work, I lived up to my promise..I gave him a ride to the Bus station ..he is leaving this place to go work at a meat factory..he has been semi-homeless now and tribesmen have abandoned him..I have some clothing and a luggage..

Here's my farewell advice to him..(make sure you listen till the end :banderas:)

:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:

why you forcing him to make dua for you tho :damn:, "waan kugu tabcay":draketf:
 

menace

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:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:

why you forcing him to make dua for you tho :damn:, "waan kugu tabcay":draketf:

My only request is dua dee..dude I woke up so early, I had an 1.5 to stay in bed but I woneup to do the good deed..I want no monetary benefit just dua:browtf:..
 

waraabe

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My only request is dua dee..dude I woke up so early, I had an 1.5 to stay in bed but I woneup to do the good deed..I want no monetary benefit just dua:browtf:..

you got lots of ajar, keep up the good work :fittytousand:

old heads are the best companions btw
 
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