Incompetent quarter of Xamar rulers send an obese 1 to meet the young vibrant patriotic Italian

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Grigori Rasputin

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national anthem singing PM of Italy.

The obese one held his lips shut while the Somali national anthem played as opposed to the in-shape PM of Italy who displayed a great national fervor by belting out a rendition of his great country's national anthem.

Just look at the confidence of the young Italian leader.

Why wouldn't he be happy and confident. I mean his country is a first world country with equal distribution of wealth and a state pension for their aged workers and their welfare for their unemployed.

Meanwhile the obese one is half sleep and can careless about the welfare of the people he is appointed to serve. One great indication is the fact that he has his family living in VA in a house bought through Ill-received money in his first round as PM of the hell hole we call Somalia. The man is so fat that they have banned any microphone be anywhere near him bc of his heavy breathing as if he run a mile. :drakewtf::pacspit:

 
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Grigori Rasputin

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Well said Menace I could not have said it better

Adeer! I dislike these leaders of the hell hole, this joke of a country that we were born into.

Btw I'm not a hater of Somalia but it is truly a hell-hole.

Non the less it is my hell hole and wouldn't trade it for any other.

If they only made me a leader I would've set an example Walahi. I know o know I know absolute power absolutely corrupts but I have immense passion for the poor. I would've sacrificed my whole being. I would've taken the footsteps of the new President of Tanzania.

My absolute steps would've been the following:

: you gonna serve in my government you must bring your family here

: no government provided car to you, use your own car or use the government provided bus that'll be like the school bus. If you require a government sanctioned overseeing of public works then I provide with 1999 Toyota Corolla with a driver to take you there and back and of course with security apparatus

: no renting of hotels for simple functions. Use your government office you piece of shit

: no travel overseas unless it is a must and if so you must stay at maximum a 2 star hotel hooyadaa wasee

: you'll be shadowed by a trusted pious sheikh who will be your book keeper and you cannot go over the $2k maximum allocated money for expenditures in your function as a minister xooolayahow

: reduce the ministerial position to the minimum

: every minister must spend a day out of the month to live with a poor family and eat what they eat and not eat if they don't.

: use prisoners to build essential infrastructure with incentive to lower their sentences.

: schools must all be free from k-12...schools must be in every hamlet, village and every 7 square miles from each other in every city.

: children in school must be fed qado and quraac to eliminate the have and have nots in order to harvest the great brains inside that child's head that otherwise would've being undermined by coming to school with an empty stomach.

: execution of any corrupt official with out any mercy

: any trip I make to the first world all I would ask of them is to give me at last 5k scholarship depending on their population. I would only take their monetary donation to the minimum and would prefer scholarships.

: I would go to China to make a deal with them to open factories and I would guarantee them unlimited labor force with cheap labor as long as they provide medical care. ( rather than have high unemployment why not give the masses jobs to feed themselves and have a medical care).

(My only abuse of power would come through my numerous concubines where I would send my trusted lieutenants to roam Xamar at night to pick up gorgeous young gazelles to my palace )
 
The saying comes in mind "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." - Plato
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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The saying comes in mind "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." - Plato

Great wisdom .:.we are indeed at an age where we are governed by morons
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
This man needs to be excuted. He and his family got fat from the poor

I wouldn't shed a tear or care if his plane hit Mount Kilimanjaro in a foggy thunderous weather. He deserves a slow death, him, siilaanyo, sh Hassan, Gaas, ruler of kismayo, and the sakiin of badoi
 

Hubble

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Italians doing the Somali national anthem music so perfectly! To think it was just yesterday that SYL fought for our independence from them. Honestly they played the anthem far better than I've heard it since the fall of the blessed military government.
 

Mercury

Ha igu daalinee dantaada raac
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Im not suprised somalia is still in a bad state and thats cause our leaders and politics have failed their country

Instead of thinking what they can do for Thecountry they abuse their position they rather get rich and fed their family than to build a better future for Somalia

Ive said this many times but they gotta atleast cut the salaries to half and the ones Who complain gets fired cause their only in for The money get a audition see whose fit and got a relevant degree
 
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