jokes and riddles thread

[Ferrari]

Post jokes and riddles.

Riddle one:

You have a child from a previous marriage and you marry a person who has two children from a previous marriage. You guys are poor and are barely getting a meal a day. One morning, there are only two pieces of bread. Let's say you're biased and want one whole piece for your child and the other two from your spouse to share one. How would you go about it?
There is only one right answer.

 

[bluebird]

what kind of riddle is it, math, logic, joke, pun?

 

[Ferrari]

what kind of riddle is it, math, logic, joke, pun?

it doesn't require any math skills. a little bit of logic and a little bit of siyaasad iyo qiyaano is required.

 

[bluebird]

I can't get that one but how about this one:

you can't see it
you can't hear it
you can't taste it
you can't smell it
can't touch it,
it's not poison but
but it can kill you

 

[Ferrari]

I can't get that one but how about this one:

you can't see it
you can't hear it
you can't taste it
you can't smell it
can't touch it,
it's not poison but
but it can kill you

Death?

 

[bluebird]

Death?

no.

 

[VixR]

I can't get that one but how about this one:

you can't see it
you can't hear it
you can't taste it
you can't smell it
can't touch it,
it's not poison but
but it can kill you

Carbon monoxide.


Loool that marriage in OP will fail.

 

[bluebird]

Carbon monoxide.

it's not poison, and it's not a gas, solid or liquid.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I can't get that one but how about this one:

you can't see it
you can't hear it
you can't taste it
you can't smell it
can't touch it,
it's not poison but
but it can kill you

Wife

 

[Layth]

I can't get that one but how about this one:

you can't see it
you can't hear it
you can't taste it
you can't smell it
can't touch it,
it's not poison but
but it can kill you

Time/Aging? Idk

 

[Mike Hunt]

Post jokes and riddles.

Riddle one:

You have a child from a previous marriage and you marry a person who has two children from a previous marriage. You guys are poor and are barely getting a meal a day. One morning, there are only two pieces of bread. Let's say you're biased and want one whole piece for your child and the other two from your spouse to share one. How would you go about it?
There is only one right answer.

Cut one of the pieces of bread in half ,save half for your kid to eat later and half to eat right there. Cut the other piece in two for your spouses kids so it looks like the all the children have the same amount.

 

[Mike Hunt]

I can't get that one but how about this one:

you can't see it
you can't hear it
you can't taste it
you can't smell it
can't touch it,
it's not poison but
but it can kill you

Cancer

 

[bluebird]

no and no, and it's not a sickness or a disease

 

[Mike Hunt]

no and no, and it's not a sickness or a disease

Stress ?

 

[bluebird]

Stress ?

no this thing will kill you for sure.

but it only kills you after prolonged exposure

 

[Mike Hunt]

no this thing will kill you for sure.

but it only kills you after prolonged exposure

Radiation

 

[bluebird]

Radiation

no this thing is natural, and not dangerous at all, it's a part of life, but too much will kill you

 

[Ferrari]

Cut one of the pieces of bread in half ,save half for your kid to eat later and half to eat right there. Cut the other piece in two for your spouses kids so it looks like the all the children have the same amount.

You're close. Give it another shot and if you don't get it right, I'll write the answer.

@hodon lack of air?

 

[bluebird]

You're close. Give it another shot and if you don't get it right, I'll write the answer.

@hodon lack of air?

no and it's a single word

 

[Mike Hunt]

no this thing is natural, and not dangerous at all, it's a part of life, but too much will kill you

lol it has to be oxygen