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THIS IS A SHITPOST BEENLEEY DONT QASHIN ME TO THE AFTERLIFE
I’ve decided to combine three of my favorite things into one post: FKD, Somali culture, and mathematics.
A lot of young Somali men are getting married these days , and they will have to pay mehr.
how do you know whether you are being cheated off your hard earned money, or that you are being a cheapskate to your wife?
introducing.....
the international mehr calculator!
Do not get too mad this is a playful joke at the 50k mehr thing
we will begin with a minimum of 5k
USD, and ladies if you answer yes to any of these questions it will increase by whatever increment I write down.
*tribe won’t matter because tbh I don’t think many dudes care; the kid will carry the fathers tribe either way
GAME BEGINS
1) You have memorized half of or all the Quran at least once
Add $3,000 dollars of half, 6000 if all
2) You have a university degree
Add $4,000 dollars
3) You have a professional job
add $2000 dollars
4) You are a virgin
add $4000 dollars
5) you come from a good family (morals, conduct, etc)
Add 4000 dollars
6) you live in the west
Add 2500 dollars
7)You know how to make at least 7 different Somali dishes well
Add 5000
8)You know how to make soor
Add 2500
9)You can speak Somali
Add 2000
10) you live in Africa
Subtract 1000
11)you are not virgin
Subtract 20k dollars
12)do you have a booty as large or larger than a medicine ball ?
Add 4k
13)you have dated a boy before
Subtract 4000
14)you do not have a uni education
Subtract 2000
15)You cannot speak Somali
Subtract 2000
16)Does she smoke?
Subtract 3000
17)Does she drink?
Subtract 5000
18) have you ever been seen with a Jamaican or madow in public?
Subtract 7k
Alright ladies let me know if I should make any changes
Comment what YOUR score is
guys tell me if my numbers are off at all
thank youuuu
THIS IS A SHITPOST BEENLEEY DONT QASHIN ME TO THE AFTERLIFE
I’ve decided to combine three of my favorite things into one post: FKD, Somali culture, and mathematics.
A lot of young Somali men are getting married these days , and they will have to pay mehr.
how do you know whether you are being cheated off your hard earned money, or that you are being a cheapskate to your wife?
introducing.....
the international mehr calculator!
Do not get too mad this is a playful joke at the 50k mehr thing
we will begin with a minimum of 5k
USD, and ladies if you answer yes to any of these questions it will increase by whatever increment I write down.
*tribe won’t matter because tbh I don’t think many dudes care; the kid will carry the fathers tribe either way
GAME BEGINS
1) You have memorized half of or all the Quran at least once
Add $3,000 dollars of half, 6000 if all
2) You have a university degree
Add $4,000 dollars
3) You have a professional job
add $2000 dollars
4) You are a virgin
add $4000 dollars
5) you come from a good family (morals, conduct, etc)
Add 4000 dollars
6) you live in the west
Add 2500 dollars
7)You know how to make at least 7 different Somali dishes well
Add 5000
8)You know how to make soor
Add 2500
9)You can speak Somali
Add 2000
10) you live in Africa
Subtract 1000
11)you are not virgin
Subtract 20k dollars
12)do you have a booty as large or larger than a medicine ball ?
Add 4k
13)you have dated a boy before
Subtract 4000
14)you do not have a uni education
Subtract 2000
15)You cannot speak Somali
Subtract 2000
16)Does she smoke?
Subtract 3000
17)Does she drink?
Subtract 5000
18) have you ever been seen with a Jamaican or madow in public?
Subtract 7k
Alright ladies let me know if I should make any changes
Comment what YOUR score is
guys tell me if my numbers are off at all
thank youuuu
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