The longer my life goes on, the more I realize that I will never find true love. My ex-wife left me after seven years of marriage for a handsome Nigerian who had two children out of wedlock already because, in her immortal words, "you stink!"
I thought she meant it figuratively, but after disturbing the nostrils of quite a few other romantic prospects, I've concluded it's not enough to bathe only once a week as I've always done. They don't teach you this stuff in school.
I used to cry at night for being infertile, stopping only for prayer and weed, but after Hodan walked out on me I was relieved that I didn't knock the up.
Women have always exploited me for money. That's all they care about. They've got no love in their hearts for an educated and pious Darood man like your humble writer. I have to consider other options. Time is running out for me. I think dating trans women is the way to go. I hear they're as desperate as I am, and willing to compromise on superficial things like appearance and hygiene.
Are there any post-op trans folks here? If we've got gaalo, homosexuals, Arab wannabes, and third wave feminists on here, why not curvy sweeties whose name used to be Guleed? Who knows, you might be the key to my happiness.
But please, only post-op girls. I don't want no midnight surprises when the lacy knickers come off. I support qaniis rights, but getting pounded by a chick with a dick is not my idea of a good time. I mean seriously, are you guys telling me you would not put the moves on a trans cutie like this:
I thought she meant it figuratively, but after disturbing the nostrils of quite a few other romantic prospects, I've concluded it's not enough to bathe only once a week as I've always done. They don't teach you this stuff in school.
I used to cry at night for being infertile, stopping only for prayer and weed, but after Hodan walked out on me I was relieved that I didn't knock the up.
Women have always exploited me for money. That's all they care about. They've got no love in their hearts for an educated and pious Darood man like your humble writer. I have to consider other options. Time is running out for me. I think dating trans women is the way to go. I hear they're as desperate as I am, and willing to compromise on superficial things like appearance and hygiene.
Are there any post-op trans folks here? If we've got gaalo, homosexuals, Arab wannabes, and third wave feminists on here, why not curvy sweeties whose name used to be Guleed? Who knows, you might be the key to my happiness.
But please, only post-op girls. I don't want no midnight surprises when the lacy knickers come off. I support qaniis rights, but getting pounded by a chick with a dick is not my idea of a good time. I mean seriously, are you guys telling me you would not put the moves on a trans cutie like this:
