Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Between : 16-20:
At this age she's a vibrant, fit as a fiddle, exuberant with attitude. She speaks from her nostrils. Even a guy with nuclear physicist degree matters not. She wants a guy with a $1m account with a Ferrari. She wants to be showered with gifts and dined at the top restaurants. Guys seek her hard but she rejects them more than Dikembe Mutambo rejected in his career. She calls any decent looking guy " eyeeeew".
20-25:
She only lost 10% of her confidence but is still arrogant. She is still demanding a guy with at least a Masters degree and an income no less then $200k. Now she at least gives a chance to few previously less desireable guys.
25-28:
( signs of aging..she's lost in memory lane ..the guys she foolishly rejected haunt her now)
The storm is gathering. She lost 40% confidence. She no longer dates guys from her city bc she has a record but in this situation she things she can fool an out of stater. She now accepting a guy with at the least with Bachelors. She now is ok with a guy 10 years older than her. Now she can fathom a guy who's farther from her tribe.
27-30:
She no longer goes to weddings bc she has turned into qumayo who curses at the couple. She now hates her girlfriend's afartan bax. She looks at the mirror and she's like a collapsed building like the world trade centers. She now is seeking asylum. The other day she registered her self at the local Somali Mosque for marriage and was rejected on the basis of " diminishing eggs". Now she's ok with a high school diploma wielding warehouse pulling faarax. She ok that he has no saving.
30-35:
She's on the verge of suicide. She is raging angry woman. She blames everything on others. She's now on embarks on the gossiping circles creating vicious stories about young girls. Now she's willing to give a divorcee wit 5 children a chance. She's also thinking about getting one from back home. Her beauty is far gone now that she looks like a British bulldog. Her naasos have completely gone flat like when Japan was hit with an atomic bomb. She's even willing to marry a 55 year old.
At this age she's a vibrant, fit as a fiddle, exuberant with attitude. She speaks from her nostrils. Even a guy with nuclear physicist degree matters not. She wants a guy with a $1m account with a Ferrari. She wants to be showered with gifts and dined at the top restaurants. Guys seek her hard but she rejects them more than Dikembe Mutambo rejected in his career. She calls any decent looking guy " eyeeeew".
20-25:
She only lost 10% of her confidence but is still arrogant. She is still demanding a guy with at least a Masters degree and an income no less then $200k. Now she at least gives a chance to few previously less desireable guys.
25-28:
( signs of aging..she's lost in memory lane ..the guys she foolishly rejected haunt her now)
The storm is gathering. She lost 40% confidence. She no longer dates guys from her city bc she has a record but in this situation she things she can fool an out of stater. She now accepting a guy with at the least with Bachelors. She now is ok with a guy 10 years older than her. Now she can fathom a guy who's farther from her tribe.
27-30:
She no longer goes to weddings bc she has turned into qumayo who curses at the couple. She now hates her girlfriend's afartan bax. She looks at the mirror and she's like a collapsed building like the world trade centers. She now is seeking asylum. The other day she registered her self at the local Somali Mosque for marriage and was rejected on the basis of " diminishing eggs". Now she's ok with a high school diploma wielding warehouse pulling faarax. She ok that he has no saving.
30-35:
She's on the verge of suicide. She is raging angry woman. She blames everything on others. She's now on embarks on the gossiping circles creating vicious stories about young girls. Now she's willing to give a divorcee wit 5 children a chance. She's also thinking about getting one from back home. Her beauty is far gone now that she looks like a British bulldog. Her naasos have completely gone flat like when Japan was hit with an atomic bomb. She's even willing to marry a 55 year old.
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Adeer! I got a question! Did the guy not give money to your tribe and father at the moment of your meher. I rest my case. 
