My dad wants to get me arrange marriage

[Abdalla]

Girls that are offered to you are usually ' ceeb astur' girls. She either has a past or is in love with someone her parents disapprove. They want to avoid the L so they approached a miskeen guy like you who is trying to better his life.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

believe whatever delusion you create for yourself in your head you bum , but you know damn well you've never been in the general vicinity of a female that was even interested in you in the slightest. But what can I say to a sad excuse of a somali man who lives in an alternate reality behind a keyboard :siilaanyolaugh:

Jog on dummy your crying too much its nothing personal its just punishment

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Girls that are offered to you are usually ' ceeb astur' girls. She either has a past or is in love with someone her parents disapprove. They want to avoid the L so they approached a miskeen guy like you who is trying to better his life.

The situation is peak for them cos they about to hold the biggest rejection no1 wants her

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

I remember my hooyo showing me and my siblings a video of some fake ass 3d-ish looking man with multiple arms with a sheikh in the background talking about how this fake guy stepped on the Qur'an or something. It took 5 minutes of 5 kids telling my hooyo that it was fake wallahi these wadaads sending this type of shit are going to naar.

Lmaoooooo wallahi its bants how elders belive anything they see technology moving too fast for them

 

[Marquis]

@Geeljire sanbuur, does she have a back sxb?

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

@Geeljire sanbuur, does she have a back sxb?

She has a nice back but its not for me i already have a brazilian girl

 

[Mercury]

they arranged you to get married to your cousin and now they arrange you to get married again

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

they arranged you to get married to your cousin and now they arrange you to get married again

Dont know what your talking about

 

[Defendant]

Girls that are offered to you are usually ' ceeb astur' girls. She either has a past or is in love with someone her parents disapprove. They want to avoid the L so they approached a miskeen guy like you who is trying to better his life.

So true.

I've seen this quite often

 

[SomalilandForever]

Lmaoo my dad sent me this video after i said No to his proposal wallahi my pops is a joker

This video is maad trippy. I don't know why I like it

What is the translation??

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

This video is maad trippy. I don't know why I like it

What is the translation??

Dunno i think they speaking romanian or something like that

 

[Mustafa]

There needs to be a international CRB check app

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

There needs to be a international CRB check app

Foreaal alot of people would have a hard time

 

[Caartan Boos]

My uncle sent me a big voicenote on whatsapp today saying he has just spoken with the Dad of a 19 yrold girl who live in woodgreen they agreed to give me the girl but since i dont like uk girls what should i do my dad is saying i have to marry her or else the family will be embarressed she is goodlooking but i just dont understand why they arranging to a uk girl these are the girls i pimp out and pass them through the team this aint marriage material. My boy from Turnpikelane done the CRB check and he said couple man done tings with this girl. How should i break it to pops i cant wife her should i just tell him couple of my niggas tapped it already maybe he will understand more easier that way. Wallahi this dunyas a setup though it be your own people tryna make you take Ls

Ahahaha this is jokes