Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Ban people from driving...import buses to transport people ( the drivers would go through epic vetting )...Cars for business related activities would only be driven by people who are thoroughly cleared.
Anyone who qarxis will have his family home demolished. ...Those who their children were abducted and who are with el-kebab will be asked to do a tv and radio pleas to ask their children to return.
I would offer peace but would be ready for war. The peace we will accept includes imposing certain Islamic values. I would not allow no Western government to make my land a war zone to their own interest. I and my people are suffering, you are not gonna continue to instigate this fight while not giving a f*ck abt hundreds that die each months while you make the end of the world when just 50 of your people die from an attack every 6 months. My peoples lives are precious just like yours. When elephants fights the grass is destroyed and Somalia is the grass here. You want to fight these guys then bring in your own army it if you ain't gonna do that then I must settle their issue with me in an agreeable way.
I would have a meeting with regional Somali administration where we cooperate and which I would offer 30k soldiers while I ask of them just 10k each. Each unit would be assigned a land mass to clear. The commanders that perform well we will guarantee hjm 4 wives and a home in Minnesota.
I would close down Liido Beach because it's a curse. It's fake. The country is in a state of war not a dam time for leisure.
Each soldier would be given a salary of $600. His entire family moved into the barracks to avoid any betrayal. No soldier would be allowed to leave the barracks for 3 months.
I would employ 500 people to work as intelligence gatherers. Every district would have individuals stationed there, undercover. I would have many more eavesdropping on people's phones round the clock ( at times they can enjoy listening couples having phone sax ).
Anyone who qarxis will have his family home demolished. ...Those who their children were abducted and who are with el-kebab will be asked to do a tv and radio pleas to ask their children to return.
I would offer peace but would be ready for war. The peace we will accept includes imposing certain Islamic values. I would not allow no Western government to make my land a war zone to their own interest. I and my people are suffering, you are not gonna continue to instigate this fight while not giving a f*ck abt hundreds that die each months while you make the end of the world when just 50 of your people die from an attack every 6 months. My peoples lives are precious just like yours. When elephants fights the grass is destroyed and Somalia is the grass here. You want to fight these guys then bring in your own army it if you ain't gonna do that then I must settle their issue with me in an agreeable way.
I would have a meeting with regional Somali administration where we cooperate and which I would offer 30k soldiers while I ask of them just 10k each. Each unit would be assigned a land mass to clear. The commanders that perform well we will guarantee hjm 4 wives and a home in Minnesota.
I would close down Liido Beach because it's a curse. It's fake. The country is in a state of war not a dam time for leisure.
Each soldier would be given a salary of $600. His entire family moved into the barracks to avoid any betrayal. No soldier would be allowed to leave the barracks for 3 months.
I would employ 500 people to work as intelligence gatherers. Every district would have individuals stationed there, undercover. I would have many more eavesdropping on people's phones round the clock ( at times they can enjoy listening couples having phone sax ).
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