Need help translating this af Somali

[Mustafa]

Hadu illahay ku roon yahay bax oo quwaso nigasoda iska miir ee san isku dham San sii ma ahan bax oo tuqo inta kuluga tuqan ma garatey waryaa

Weeye ka taala tabcaan ba tahay San maba ku fiyoobid falaabo ba kugu suuriya weeye ku dhamatay Ileen waa Iska socota sidi xoolaha camal

 

[RealCaesar]

Lol. Get of his dick bro.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Hadu illahay ku roon yahay bax oo quwaso nijasoda iska meer ee san isku dhan San sii ma ahan bax oo tuuko inta kuluga tuukan ma garatey waryaa

Typo I corrected it

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Weeye ka taala tabcaan ba tahay San maba ku fiyowid falaabo ba kugu suuriya weey ku dhamatay Ileen waa Iska socota sidi xoolaha camal

Typo I corrected it good looking out my g

 

[Mustafa]

Hadu illahay ku roon yahay bax oo quwaso nijasoda iska meer ee san isku dhan San sii ma ahan bax oo tuuko inta kuluga tuukan ma garatey waryaa

Typo I corrected it

I need this translated aswell. Me and this guy are having communication breakdown

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

I need this translated aswell. Me and this guy are having communication breakdown

Break down ma ahan bradar start up weeye matoorka kugu raqiban ba iistaagay markas maaso ba kugu shiday sidu u shaqeeyo ma garatey waba ku cawiniya adigona maba oogid see weeye camal boowe

 

[Dangopopcorn]

Hadu illahay ku roon yahay bax oo quwaso nijasoda iska meer ee san isku dhan San sii ma ahan bax oo tuuko inta kuluga tuukan ma garatey waryaa

Typo I corrected it

And this conversation occurred why?

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Bradar aniga ku joogo meesha waxna ha ka wal walin dhadkan badana Maxa weeye gaalo oo iis nacay deen iyo dhaqanba laheen ma garatey warkooda eey ba cuunay ma fahamtay miise far waa weyn ba kugu qora camal

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

And this conversation occurred why?

Tan camal bal eega nin Chinese ba avatarkeeda so galisay tan camal Chinese weey ku hadli karta laakinse ma ila ahan Ina Somali taqan boowe

 

[Hemaal]

Prolly some bantu gibberish, can't be Somali

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Maxa weeye Ina fahamtid meeshan Maxa weeye meel maryoole markas waa muqadis Ina luqadaa somali'eed baratid ma garatey geele

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Aniga ma walaan miise caden ba lagaa hesayaa war meesha waa lugu dhamaday waxba laiskuma haayo sidi dhibiga ba iskala socda wallahi waa aduunyo gadoon

 

[Mustafa]

And this conversation occurred why?

http://www.somalispot.com/threads/the-majeerteen-sultanate-cismaan-maxamuud.17965/

I have no idea we were speaking in English and then he had a random outburst in this foreign language that he is still currently speaking in this thread.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

http://www.somalispot.com/threads/the-majeerteen-sultanate-cismaan-maxamuud.17965/

I have no idea we were speaking in English and then he had a random outburst in this foreign language that he is still currently speaking in this thread.

More like you came in this thread and out of nowhere told me to stop speaking Somali when I wasn't even addressing you

http://www.somalispot.com/threads/m...marke-will-be-our-next-president.17970/page-2

 

[Dangopopcorn]

Tan camal ba eega nin Chinese ba avatarkeeda so galisay tan camal Chinese weey ku hadli karta laakinse ma ila ahan Ina Somali taqan boowe

Chinese ma aha, waa nin korean oo haduu aan calaf kuu leeyahay aan guursanayo inshallah

 

[Mustafa]

More like you came in this thread and out of nowhere told me to stop speaking Somali when I wasn't even addressing you

http://www.somalispot.com/threads/m...marke-will-be-our-next-president.17970/page-2

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Chinese ma aha, waa nin korean oo haduu aan calaf kuu leeyahay aan guursanayo inshallah

May Allah make it easy for you in sha Allah to marry the race you idolise.