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CrazyWadaad
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Was at Yonge station at midnight two days ago and some white guy comes upto me and asks if he can suck my dick(WTF right!)Told him to f*ck off before I knock him out.Wallahi downtown is full of Sick fucks 
This was many years ago.
I was in finance class being taught by a French Québécois woman. And she had a habit of spelling out words or numbers out loud when she was using the chalkboard. She always said the letter "y" in French pronouncing it as "e-grek". She did this the entire semester.
Closer to the end of the semester, she does this again and one fed up guy says " why".
She turns around and says "what?"
He replies "its pronounced 'why' frenchie".
I was in finance class being taught by a French Québécois woman. And she had a habit of spelling out words or numbers out loud when she was using the chalkboard. She always said the letter "y" in French pronouncing it as "e-grek". She did this the entire semester.
Closer to the end of the semester, she does this again and one fed up guy says " why".
She turns around and says "what?"
He replies "its pronounced 'why' frenchie".
CrazyWadaad
Prince of East Africa
No naxariis Wallahi.Btw French people have the worst English accents.Its just horribleThis was many years ago.
I was in finance class being taught by a French Québécois woman. And she had a habit of spelling out words or numbers out loud when she was using the chalkboard. She always said the letter "y" in French pronouncing it as "e-grek". She did this the entire semester.
Closer to the end of the semester, she does this again and one fed up guy says " why".
She turns around and says "what?"
He replies "its pronounced 'why' frenchie".
Another time in a different class:
A Nigerian guy walks into the full class but he's not late. There's a few minutes before it actually starts. He's wearing a Chelsea shirt.
The Ghanaian professor tells him loudly to get out and to return when the next class is held wearing "the proper attire". You know these Western Africans have a odd way of speaking English.
Dude was an Arsenal fan.
He was dead serious when he kicked him out.
The Nigerian student came the next day wearing a polo
A Nigerian guy walks into the full class but he's not late. There's a few minutes before it actually starts. He's wearing a Chelsea shirt.
The Ghanaian professor tells him loudly to get out and to return when the next class is held wearing "the proper attire". You know these Western Africans have a odd way of speaking English.
Dude was an Arsenal fan.
He was dead serious when he kicked him out.
The Nigerian student came the next day wearing a polo
I think it's tied with the Germans
gilic mech
Satan worshipper
There is a guy who poor is who went a bar to drink so he was invited by this rich to drink with him the rich guy order a bottle black label and they got drunk . The poor guy wakes up in the morning with sour ass. He thought it was something he ate they meet up again at the bar again and drink . The next morning wakes up with a sour ass again so he asks someone why does every time I drink with his guy my ass is sour .
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Hubble
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A Somali guy from UK went to Kenya for a new life. He wanted to get married and his family set him up with a girl who grew up in Mombasa.
These girls literally stay at home 24/7 and their only social/fun outlet is watching filin Hindi after their chores.
They go an a date, just walking around with the girl's older sister who's the chaperone. The dude wants to spend some time alone and they leave the chaperone in a beach hotel with her fanta. As they're walking around the girl starts to get a bit lively. She starts running around hiding behind trees and poking her head out. The dudes dumbfounded and after playing along for half an hour he just goes back to the older sister and cancels the date.
These girls literally stay at home 24/7 and their only social/fun outlet is watching filin Hindi after their chores.
They go an a date, just walking around with the girl's older sister who's the chaperone. The dude wants to spend some time alone and they leave the chaperone in a beach hotel with her fanta. As they're walking around the girl starts to get a bit lively. She starts running around hiding behind trees and poking her head out. The dudes dumbfounded and after playing along for half an hour he just goes back to the older sister and cancels the date.
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NaomiHoney
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I over heard a conversation of a woman whilst she was on the phone. The woman explained how she started to take an antidepressant, and it isn't helping her as much. She explained that she seems to be moving more. However her mood hasn't changed at all.
I wanted to explain to her that it take 3 weeks give or take for any SSRI's to help, and she current at a stage where she is most sucidal due to her increase motivation of movement and depressed moods.....
But I minded my damn business and carried on reading the newspaper. It was 8am and I'm not a morning person
I wanted to explain to her that it take 3 weeks give or take for any SSRI's to help, and she current at a stage where she is most sucidal due to her increase motivation of movement and depressed moods.....
But I minded my damn business and carried on reading the newspaper. It was 8am and I'm not a morning person
Lol that wasn't funny or retarded; that was depressing
Overheard people discussing their shoot on a bus at 6:30 am.
Hubble
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Hubble
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Have you seen the Bollywood films with the Reer Xamar dubbing?
They just make it up as they go along. One time I watching one of these films and I cried laughing so many times. The lead actress threw her shoe and the actor playing her husband thew it back at her and the girl's line in Somali was "naxariis ma qabtid waryaa anigoo walac ah baad kab uraayso igu tuurtay"
They just make it up as they go along. One time I watching one of these films and I cried laughing so many times. The lead actress threw her shoe and the actor playing her husband thew it back at her and the girl's line in Somali was "naxariis ma qabtid waryaa anigoo walac ah baad kab uraayso igu tuurtay"
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NaomiHoney
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Sorry Abdighafuur.
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NaomiHoney
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Be sorry for that lady you didn't help
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