Post your humilating Ls

[Inactive]

It was when I was back in the motherland in early 2000s and I was walking with my uncle who I think likes me the best of all his nephews but I shamed him that day.

A friend of his walks towards us and asks if I can speak "Somali" and I say "haa". He starts saying " he doesn't know af Somali and starts laughing like a typical skinny and then my uncle says "wuu garanya" and takes me by the hand and walks really fast back home.



The uncle who always smiled around me was visibly embarrassed and shakened by the experience. He was a geeljire and these people have enormous proud. His pride took a serious beating.

He lives over here now and we speak English.

Actually if I think of it, this was his L. Not mine.

I wonder if he remembers that shameful incident

 

[Tramo]

watch this thread go platinum, mine had a better title tho

 

[Inactive]

watch this thread go platinum, mine had a better title tho

We can merge it if you like.

I'm a legend either way even if I didn't make this thread.

 

[Inactive]

My other big L

I was in Islamic school and I was writing profanities on the chalkboard while the teacher was away.

For some reason the teacher came to the class with an older female student who always thought I was a miskeen quiet kid and who knew my mom; her mom and my mom are friends. She was the religious kind. She was like my big sister who always protected me. She always came to visit my home and brought me candy.

She was only like 14 at the time.

She saw what I wrote with her jaw dropped.

She didn't cut me off but she no longer was like my big sister.

She didn't tell my mom though. But she distanced herself from our family after that incident. She probably thought she'd become bad like me.



I haven't seen her for many years.

I started to miss the candy and her always checking up on me.

 

[Baraf]

What's an L?

 

[ironclad urchin]

What's an L?

right. my samsung swiftKey doesn't recognize this word.

 

[Inactive]

Loss

 

[Baraf]

Loss

Why say L, why not type loss? Are y'all lazy or is illiterate-like speech the new thing these days?

 

[Inactive]

Why say L, why not type loss? Are y'all lazy or is illiterate-like speech the new thing these days?

Kow

 

[Baraf]

Kow

Am I being called a 'cow' or is that some other type of abbreviation that I'm not familiar with?

 

[Inactive]

Am I being called a 'cow' or is that some other type of abbreviation that I'm not familiar with?

Laba

 

[Baraf]

Urban dictionary-ing this word now

 

[Inactive]

Urban dictionary-ing this word now

Sadeex

 

[Baraf]

So, Keep on Walking.?...ok, then. Are you just counting in Af Somali or am I getting warnings for derailment? anyhow since i derailed a bit, I will post a moment of L :
When I was middle school, it was a common for a group of ten guys or something of kids to cut you in the lunch lines .I would never eat breakfast, so I was hungry as hell during Lunchtime. Sometimes, I wouldn't say crap other times I would. If it's like two or three freinds inviting a few other friends I wouldn't mind. But some random coming to the front of the line or a mob people,I would tell them to go the back or tell the nearest lunch monitor, if they didn't I would just cut them back and hit them with the side of my shoulder. And the lines were also so damn long too. Now, I particularly remember some ciyaal suuq latino girl cutting me and with her friend, and they didn't ask if they could cut. These two botches just went to the front of the line, and cut me. I was like Wallahi, I'm going to push a nigga right now, bcuz u just did not do that. But then something in my mind told me there was something weird about her, and some type of space between us. So I look down and saw she was pregnant. I was like ok she can cut me. But I was freaking out to a friend & she told me that it wasn't old news, and that ppl hve been knowing this. I though she was just gaining weight ovr time. The L was I realized I wasn't very popular

 

[Mckenzie]

I've held so many L's in my life i don't know whether to laugh or cry.

When i lived at home, Pops found tobacco and condoms in my room once. Can't remember how he found them but surprisingly he gave me more stick about the former than the latter.

Hottie on a night out once convinced me to get her a drink after she gave me her number, silly me thinking i'll score bought her a G&T cocktail, i left to hit the restroom only to come back and see her doing exactly the same thing to another lost guy.

 

[Figo]

Am I being called a 'cow' or is that some other type of abbreviation that I'm not familiar with?

 

[Arma]

One day, about 10 years ago, I was on a packed bus in west London. I was on my way home from a school football match and was soo knackered.

As I was on the bus, I sort of fell asleep and woke up right on the bus stop I was supposed to get off at while the doors were open. I gathered up my bags and headed for the exit. As I was getting off, the bus doors literally closed on my neck. I could've been beheaded. You could just pucture the scene, my head outside of the bus while the rest of my body was inside. Then the driver quickly opened the doors. I will never forget the laughter of some of the passengers on that bus. It was the most embarrassing thing to have ever happen to me. Shit was just soo unreal.

One of my friends I was with joked that I should have fallen to the floor and had a fake fit and and claim for compensation.

 

[Abdalla]

This chick defeated me with 3-0 in fifa 2015

She had valencia, I had barca.

A month later I defeated the and regained my honour.

 

[Adam]

This happened when I visited my eedo house in hargaysa it was the first time I saw her so when I entered her house for some odd reason I thought this well dressed maid was my eedo I hugged her and kissed her hand everyone went silent for second the look on their faces were priceless. Poor women she must have thought I was some kind of freak

 

[Oscar]

Stayed with my cousins over the summer in cardiff 2009 one night my 2 cousins and friend decided to brake into a shop and i played along, once we got inside the place turned out to be a dry cleaners i was like wtf is this. Dumbest criminals ever