Ramble pointless useless thread, add to it as you like!

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I present to you the cringest scene in television history!

Embrace your weirdness wife of Mr Asad.

You never know, your beloved General Asad might give you a second look if you attract him by proclaiming your love outside his house in Qardho.

Make sure you put on lots of huruud and wear a dirac ripped at the chest to signify love and heart ache.

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Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
VIP
It seems like young men who have not yet developed their full mental capacities due to ography addiction, lack of strong role models and a host of other unfortunate slew of misfortunes whether self afflicted or thrust upon them by society are disparaged to no end. The females mock and abuse them, and other males with a little more fortune in these departments show no sympathy. Some of them find nowhere or no place for solace. An example would be our very own @HanadR6 or @Timo Madow and proud.

But what about the young women who are in a similar predicament. You may find the reclusive shy young woman hiding behind large jackets, glasses and other accessory appendages designed as a means of camouflage from the jungle of human existence. An example of one these young women is our very own @SOULSEARCHING or @Furioso.

There are countless others who may or may not fit these profiles and other ad infinitum descriptions on here, such as @Samaalic Era, who displays misplaced revolutionary aspirations. Or dare I say @NotMyL with twisted feminist logic and an almost demonic level of malevolence. Others such as @CaliTedesse harbour a deep rooted inferiority +/- superiority complex overwhelmed by astounding ignorance of the most profound nature.

But there are glimpses of the light as a befitting description, whereby water may be drunk by the thirsty in some instances of sanity, albeit marred by irrational misogyny by the likes of @Inquisitive.

There are individuals of such incredibly big egos that they marvel at their own excrement after they have finished relieving themselves in the toilet of their mothers rented or council estate house. They look at the huge turd and wonder how such a nasty thing came from such a beautiful and gifted person such as themselves @Gibiin-Udug and also @Abdalla.

Blab bla bla bla bla bal bla

It is all love my friends, I love you all no offence to anyone. Forgive and forget.

Now consider this paradox, everything I say is a lie.

:farmajoyaab:


Very thoughtful & deep.




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Medulla

Bah Qabiil Fluid
En Somalie, nous avions l’habitude de manger de la crème caramel. Elle était connue sous le nom de doolshe banaadir et était servie dans certains restaurants. Elle était aussi l’un des desserts que nous préparions à la maison quand nous recevions des invités. La crème brûlée est la cousine plus riche de la crème caramel mais nous ne la connaissions pas en Somalie. Nous l’avons rencontrée à Paris, la cité de l’amour. Oui, ce fut le coup de foudre dès le premier regard.

Nous dînions dans un restaurant et nous finissions notre plat principal, quand nous avons vu le serveur apporter un très joli dessert au couple assis près de nous. Nous ne savions pas ce que c’était et nous les avons regardé taper la croûte lisse du dessert avec leurs cuillères et en sortir une crème épaisse. Nous étions intrigués.

Quand arriva notre tour de commander le dessert, nous ne l’avons pas choisi sur le menu. Nous n’avons rien dit en Français que nous ne parlions pas. Nous avons juste pointé du doigt les ramequins vides sur la table à côté. Amour.
 

Daacad90

Aspiring Buraanbur Artist.
Embrace your weirdness wife of Mr Asad.

You never know, your beloved General Asad might give you a second look if you attract him by proclaiming your love outside his house in Qardho.

Make sure you put on lots of huruud and wear a dirac ripped at the chest to signify love and heart ache.

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That's not huruud, that's qasil.
 

General Asad

And What Is Not There Is Always More Than There.
Its so expensive to buy but in somalia you can buy a a lot of grams for 1-5 dollars.
Yeah 25 dollars for something that small?

Imma get a suitcase full of it when I go to Somalia. Hopefully I don't get detained by security. I'm just tryna have nice skin :ftw9nwa:
 
it's hard to find podcasts these days that entertaining and halal at the same time.
i miss the abdoul at your service podcast. shout outs to that brother. if anyone has any of those podcast episodes, plz send em my way lol

secondly, shout out to open minded somali parents who don't mind their daughter(s) marrying oromo, or eritrean or other horn of african muslim men, as long as they fear Allah regarding her and take care of her
 
Lol you are an emotional fool, this is all because I called you out for being a coward?

I just sensed a deep malice from your comments, which was quite saddening to be honest with you.
But I respect that energy, it helps me in many ways to realise things and consolidate them. If that makes me an "emotional fool" then so be it.


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NotMyL

"You are your best thing"
VIP
I just sensed a deep malice from your comments, which was quite saddening to be honest with you.
But I respect that energy, it helps me in many ways to realise things and consolidate them. If that makes me an "emotional fool" then so be it.


:mjdontkno:
You and I haven’t had any exchanges besides that @Calaf thread which I called you a coward, I’m not mean spirited as you are suggesting, I just called it how it is, I don’t come here to offend people so if anything is sad it’s you walaal, for your assumptions about me

@Basra you old hag, @VantaBlack is younger and married stop kissing his ass naaya
 
You and I haven’t had any exchanges besides that @Calaf thread which I called you a coward, I’m not mean spirited as you are suggesting, I just called it how it is, I don’t come here to offend people so if anything is sad it’s you walaal, for your assumptions about me

You are a mean spirited person, trust me I am good at spotting different personalities. Maybe you get a thrill from behaving in such a way.

Most of the evil people on this planet often times have no idea. You are just another one.

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Where does one draw the line between banter and just plain saqjanimo, I often interact with people who confuse the two. By people I mean a few Somali boys, not that I’m generalising nor that I am insinuating that all Somali boys are like that but just speaking from experience :mad:just makes my skin crawl when I come across those kind of individuals:vqbuyv0::vqbuyv0::vqbuyv0:
 
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