Reality checks

[SuldaanSeven]

When you realise your hair is as long as your sisters

Time to jump off of a building or nah ?

What's your reality checks?

 

[Neo-Nidar]

You'll fail your exams if you don't revise which in progress ruins your future-career and makes you looser who cleans toilets or picks up trash

 

[Southerner]

When you they pick a Salafi brother over you

 

[KXNG]

when someone takes your kindness for weakness and you gotta put on em to get your point across.

 

[SuldaanSeven]

When you they pick a Salafi brother over you

The salafies are a serious threat
They quit everything but secretly increase the size of their hijabie section of their phone books

Waarr qarxis these guys because that's one of the only ways you'll compete with "salamu alaykum ukhti", terminators be trying to find their future hijabie wife in every circle

 

[SOMACOON]

When you realise your hair is as long as your sisters

Time to jump off of a building or nah ?

What's your reality checks?

I'm in the process of growing out my curls, imma get dreads and shit

 

[SuldaanSeven]

I'm in the process of growing out my curls, imma get dreads and shit

Dreads ?
You must be trying to start a war with your somali community.

If anything do what I did and grow a ponytail. You still going to attract attention from your somali community though but atleast it will be limited and not out right hostilities.

Join the winning team ma nigga

 

[SOMACOON]

Dreads ?
You must be trying to start a war with your somali community.

If anything do what I did and grow a ponytail. You still going to attract attention from your somali community though but atleast it will be limited and not out right hostilities

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Join the winning team ma nigga

I grew a ponytail before, my hair gets really curly so it looked nice.
Used to wear my SnapBack and stick that shit out in the back lol
I'ma probably get long dreadlocks and keep them tied in a ponytail
f*ck it, something different cml

 

[SuldaanSeven]

I grew a ponytail before, my hair gets really curly so it looked nice.
Used to wear my SnapBack and stick that shit out in the back lol
I'ma probably get long dreadlocks and keep them tied in a ponytail
f*ck it, something different cml

If you approach a somali father in order to ask for his daughters hand in marriage while you've got dreads then don't expect him to chase you with anything but a mindi weyn like chucky


Odheys are going to ban you in advance from their daughter once they hear a somali guy in the city has dreads

#youaintcorruptingany1'sdaughterinthiscity