Saudi Arabia declares Pokemon Go Sinful & Un-islamic

[Hemaal]

The decree also said Pokemon promoted the worship of multiple gods, and compared them to drinking alcohol.

According to Reuters, the fatwa read: “It is shocking that the word ‘evolution’ has been much on the tongues of children.”

The resemblance of the Sheikh and Pikachu

 

[Apollo]

You can't even play Pokemon Go in Saudi Arabia. It's too hot for it, .

Saudi Charmander nearly dies:

 

[Mckenzie]

Catch a terror pokemon in Jeddah and it'll probably blow up

 

[waraabe]

time to ban this country from the rest of the world until it decides to join 2016.

stop funding them too by paying thousands to go hajj

 

[Apollo]

stop funding them too by paying thousands to go hajj

Can't stop funding them, every time you go to the petrol station you are giving the Saudis Zakat.

 

[Thatsomaligirl]

That level of shaqo la'aan where they stress over a game smh

 

[VixR]

Now, this is interesting

I wonder how seriously the Saudi people take it. You'd think, at some point, after the nteenth fatwa about bullshit, people must've stopped taking notes, but who knows? There must be some kind of bullshit-o-meter, or limit to be reached with these obviously ridiculous haramifications they keep churning out, thereby threatening their own authority.

 

[merka]

No one gives a shit what the great grandson of Muhammad ibn AbdulWahhab thinks. If he had his way the Prophet's tomb would be destroyed ISIS style.

 

[Inactive]

Can't stop funding them, every time you go to the petrol station you are giving the Saudis Zakat.

Buy ethical oil, not conflict oil

 

[Bielsa]

Outside of war zones, North Korea is probably the only country beneath Saudi in terms of where I'd live.

 

[Sixth]

Outside of war zones, North Korea is probably the only country beneath Saudi in terms of where I'd live.

Kim Jong-un would probably force you to name all the Pokémon after him.