[Serious] Seeking american xaliimo to marry for green card

[McLovin]

I do good handy work, I can cook, I clean, I eat ass, I have been classically trained in the art of etiquette. What else more do you want , goddamn! Slide in my dm's real quick if your'e interested

 

[Bielsa]

I'm sure @menace knows lots of single mothers who will take you in.

 

[Duchess]

There are underground agencies in the US who arrange sham-marriages between American crackheads and rich foreigners (mainly Chinese and Indians) for the green card. It costs $20,000.

Somalis in Kenya are willing to pay double that.

 

[McLovin]

There are underground agencies in the US who arrange sham-marriages between American crackheads and rich foreigners (mainly Chinese and Indians) for the green card. It costs $20,000.

Idc wallahi Im desperate at this point. Im gonna make sure that crackheads cardboard box is the cleanest of them all. And only the freshest of rat stew for my wifey

 

[McLovin]

I'm sure @menace knows lots of single mothers who will take you in.

Menace be a legend and hook me up with your milf friends obamadatazz

 

[HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?]

I eat ass

 

[John Michael]

You're parents should have kept you in arabaha.

 

[Reddington]

You're parents should have kept you in arabaha.

His parents should have used protection.

 

[McLovin]

You're parents should have kept you in arabaha.

Are you archiving everything i say here, goddamn woman. Creeper alert much

 

[Queen Carawelo]

His parents should have used protection.

Omg
Omg

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn. *kelso's voice*

 

[McLovin]

His parents should have used protection.

Nigga if i wasnt born you wouldnt be here you ungrateful bastar obamadatazz

 

[Forfon]

His parents should have used protection.

Your dark side is coming out!

 

[Tokio]

His parents should have used protection.