Share your cooking fail story

[Anisah The Serpent]

I was once cooking rice without water and it destroyed the pot. And I still fail to make tea to this day.

 

[Juke]

First time baking I was making potato wedges, I was so proud of myself. But as soon as I brought them out of the oven the pyrex pan exploded, there was pieces of glass all over the kitchen.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

I was once cooking rice without water and it destroyed the pot. And I still fail to make tea to this day.

Same story with me except replace bariis with noodles the kitchen smelled like a burning corpse for 2 weeks

 

[Boogie]

I turned my food grey

 

[Nafiso Qalanjo]

There was a time in my life where I would fail at making toast. I'm so glad now that I'm no longer and amateur, and can make the best toast in the world. Its so good and crispy it can even rival Gordan Ramsey's cooking.

 

[The Somali Caesar]

I am the Somali Gordon Ramsey now but when I started cooking all I can say is I knew the fire brigade on a first name basis

 

[Naa]

I don't have many because... I only use the microwave.

One time I felt independent so I went to make pancakes. I can't make food for just myself so I had to make enough to feed 3 more ugly creatures. Well, we ended up eating unfinished pancakes, it tasted so nasty. Pancake mix is so nasty.

 

[salma saluuni]

I’m not even gonna cap sometimes my rice turns out alright. Other times well.....

 

[Anisah The Serpent]

I’m not even gonna cap sometimes my rice turns out alright. Other times well.....

I suck at making brown rice. Either too watery or sticky.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

I suck at making brown rice.

I'll teach you how to make it properly

 

[Anisah The Serpent]

I'll teach you how to make it properly View attachment 173196

You can cook?

 

[Naa]

You can cook?

no, he can not.

 

[SOMALIKNIGHT]

These posters are mostly women

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

You can cook?

Yea I can, how will huuno survive if she gets sick & is bed ridden? ya gotta think for future events which is why I forced hooyo to teach me

 

[Naa]

Yea I can, how will huuno survive if she gets sick & is bed ridden? ya gotta think for future events which is why I forced hooyo to teach me

This would sound nice coming from someone else, it just sounds sinister coming from you.

Nobody wants to eat brown rice!!!

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

This would sound nice coming from someone else, it just sounds sinister coming from you.

Nobody wants to eat brown rice!!!

I am deadass walaal why does it sound sinister to you?

 

[Naa]

I am deadass walaal why does it sound sinister to you?

Cuz I'm a hater. But it's nice that you learned how to cook to help future women

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Also, another fail; I can't cook box mashed potatoes because I read the instructions COMPLETELY WRONG every time. They come out dry... like dirt.

 

[Naa]

I just boil potatoes, mash them, then add milk and salt.

Yes, I have to do it that way now or I will literally waste a whole box of potatoes.

OH, one time I tried to make milk tea and put them lil tapioca balls in it....... I didn't boil them long enough and they were so hard and tasted like cardboard.

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

 

[Naa]

wtf kinda cereal is that