So I went on a hike and got chased..

[Gibiin-Udug]

I just came back from Hiking, it's 40F babeeeeeey, no jacket weekend. Anywhooooos I went for a hike earlier and got chased by a dog, dropped my phone and broke the screen. Get this guys, the stupid owner had the audacity to say I was teasing his dog, how the hell was I teasing it? Thank god an off duty cop came to my rescue. I told everyone in the trail that the owner of the dog was a trump supporter and he nearly cried because he kept saying he was a democrat. That should teach his ass.


P.s

Thank Allah swt he made me Somali, you know damn well nobody is going to punk us, well except for dogs, I got punked by the dog, but it's not my fault, it was a big dog.


I saw my whole life flash Infront of me.




Happy Sunday folks.

 

[emptyheartsflow]

 

[merka]

It's your fault for running away.

 

[Inquisitive_]

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

It's your fault for running away.

The Somali in me told me to run for my life. And the dog ran after me.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I just realized that living around cadaans helped me get over the fear of dogs

 

[Gambar]

Ive never been scared of dogs, running away makes it worse because they think you're playing a game. Just don't make any eye contact with them. I remember I went to Hargeisa and saw a pack of wild dogs chasing after a car inaalilahi.

 

[Jjero]

Our teacher asked why somalis never touches dogs and a idiot answered that every somali was allergic to pigs and dogs

 

[dhegdheer]

I'm more interested in that hike of yours do you live near big open fields? maybe a mountain

Ive never been scared of dogs, running away makes it worse because they think you're playing a game. Just don't make any eye contact with them. I remember I went to Hargeisa and saw a pack of wild dogs chasing after a car inaalilahi.

Were they african wild dogs

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I just realized that living around cadaans helped me get over the fear of dogs

I've lived around cadaans my whole life but something about big dogs with their tongues out makes me want to usain bolt out of places. I can handle small dogs, I even hold them.

I'm more interested in that hike of yours do you live near big open fields? maybe a mountain



Were they african wild dogs

Sis I don't live near mountains but we hike in trails near the lakes and trees and stuff.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Our teacher asked why somalis never touches dogs and a idiot answered that every somali was allergic to pigs and dogs

My teacher would buy me special cheese pizza in class for me when it was pizza day. Imagine having a whole box of pizza by yourself in 4th grade.


Until this Arab kid came to my class and I had to share it with him.

 

[Bohol]

Dogs smell fear, just walk normal around them don't run.

 

[waraabe]

I'm more interested in that hike of yours do you live near big open fields? maybe a mountain



Were they african wild dogs

Arab wild dogs actually

 

[Gambar]

I'm more interested in that hike of yours do you live near big open fields? maybe a mountain



Were they african wild dogs

No they looked like regular dogs you'd see in the neighborhood but well fed. They also always rolled in packs like Somalis. My little brothers begged us to go to stay in another city caused of the dogs.

 

[Cukaash]

I just came back from Hiking, it's 40F babeeeeeey, no jacket weekend. Anywhooooos I went for a hike earlier and got chased by a dog, dropped my phone and broke the screen. Get this guys, the stupid owner had the audacity to say I was teasing his dog, how the hell was I teasing it? Thank god an off duty cop came to my rescue. I told everyone in the trail that the owner of the dog was a trump supporter and he nearly cried because he kept saying he was a democrat. That should teach his ass.


P.s

Thank Allah swt he made me Somali, you know damn well nobody is going to punk us, well except for dogs, I got punked by the dog, but it's not my fault, it was a big dog.


I saw my whole life flash Infront of me.




Happy Sunday folks.

Maybe that dog saw that HUGE futo and couldnt resist it.

 

[SOMALI GENERAL]

Dogs are a lot better than cats, those felines are boring af & only want food from you.

 

[Jjero]

My teacher would buy me special cheese pizza in class for me when it was pizza day. Imagine having a whole box of pizza by yourself in 4th grade.


Until this Arab kid came to my class and I had to share it with him.

Yooo same, We were 2 muslims in our class around in a school where you learn English, me and a Nigerian boy our class used to have like a thing called "Cosy Fridays" every last friday of the month Our teach used to bring us 2 candy that didn't have doofar in it, Then a Lebanese girl, 2 Iraqis, And a Algerian came and we stopped doing these because she said she couldn't afford it
A girl from that class goes at my grade now and i always side eye her for that

 

[XamarCade]

I just came back from Hiking, it's 40F babeeeeeey, no jacket weekend. Anywhooooos I went for a hike earlier and got chased by a dog, dropped my phone and broke the screen. Get this guys, the stupid owner had the audacity to say I was teasing his dog, how the hell was I teasing it? Thank god an off duty cop came to my rescue. I told everyone in the trail that the owner of the dog was a trump supporter and he nearly cried because he kept saying he was a democrat. That should teach his ass.


P.s

Thank Allah swt he made me Somali, you know damn well nobody is going to punk us, well except for dogs, I got punked by the dog, but it's not my fault, it was a big dog.


I saw my whole life flash Infront of me.




Happy Sunday folks.

I don't know what it is with dogs, it's like they all somehow know somalis are scared of them.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I don't know what it is with dogs, it's like they all somehow know somalis are scared of them.

Dogs are haram!

Dogs are a lot better than cats, those felines are boring af & only want food from you.

Cats are smarter and prettier!

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

When fight or flee kicks in there's no telling what you'll do, I remember walking through an alleyway with a couple of associates when a dog chased us & as I was the last person I figured if I catch up to the Indian guy in front of me then I can trip him up as an offering & sacrifice to DMX in exchange for my life & if he dies from his injuries then atleast Hindus get cremated :siilaanyolaugh: