Somali archetypes: which one are you? 🤔

[Laiss]

I’ll tag yall and tell you what vibe you give

 

[Laiss]

@Khaemwaset @Sa_Male @Internet Nomad = basement billals + hints dahir the dropout
@Wonyluvr = kpop xalimo
@Kisame = average Ahmed + Khalid qalanjo + guled
@Basra =fujoshi fatuuma + normie nura
@CABDULWALI XASAN. = dahir
@Dalac Bilaash = average Ahmed

 

[Afeik_Abiy]

ooh ooh what about me!

 

[Laiss]

ooh ooh what about me!

Khalid + dahir the dropout

 

[Aseer]

How about me

 

[Laiss]

How about me

Ahmed

 

[Khaemwaset]

@Khaemwaset @Sa_Male @Internet Nomad = basement billals + hints dahir the dropout
@Wonyluvr = kpop xalimo
@Kisame = average Ahmed + Khalid qalanjo + guled
@Basra =fujoshi fatuuma + normie nura
@CABDULWALI XASAN. = dahir
@Dalac Bilaash = average Ahmed

Born to be gangster Guled forced to be average Abdi

 

[Internet Nomad]

This is mid there is not even enough character archetypes.

I will describe my own character type:

• Bigoted
• Misogynistic
• Violent
• Passive Aggressive
• Gaslighter
• Love bomber
• Cheater
• Untrustworthy
• Morally Bankrupt
• Vitamin deficient

 

[Aseer]

Ahmed

Let me make a better category for myself

Samatar the Stud

-Hardcore Wadani
-Gymrat
-Drinks Caano Geel like water
-Eats Hilib on the Daily like a Lion to get that pristine somali jaw
-Religious
-His mere presence and aura makes Xalimos shrivel up in awe
-Mogs Normie Faraxs to Death
-Every Somali Parent knows of his name worldwide
-Becomes financially independent at a young age and builds a massive villa back in somalia to accomodate his chadly lifestyle while his other counterparts slave away in the west

 

[Laiss]

Let me make a better category for myself

Samatar the Stud
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-Hardcore Wadani
-Gymrat
-Drinks Caano Geel like water
-Eats Hilib on the Daily like a Lion to get that pristine somali jaw
-Religious
-His mere presence and aura makes Xalimos shrivel up in awe
-Mogs Normie Faraxs to Death
-Every Somali Parent knows of his name worldwide
-Becomes financially independent at a young age and builds a massive villa back in somalia to accomodate his chadly lifestyle

You almost had it till you said religious

 

[Afeik_Abiy]

Let me make a better category for myself

Samatar the Stud
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-Hardcore Wadani
-Gymrat
-Drinks Caano Geel like water
-Eats Hilib on the Daily like a Lion to get that pristine somali jaw
-Religious
-His mere presence and aura makes Xalimos shrivel up in awe
-Mogs Normie Faraxs to Death
-Every Somali Parent knows of his name worldwide
-Becomes financially independent at a young age and builds a massive villa back in somalia to accomodate his chadly lifestyle while his other counterparts slave away in the west

That guy is half saudi btw

 

[Aseer]

That guy is half saudi btw

 

[Laiss]

Now me: Lais qurax
* misogynist males biggest fear
* not religious
* a fit baddie
*polyglot
* anaemic
* opinionated/ can get rude/ b1tchy
*prone to anger outbursts + not being faithful
All in all a baddie

 

[Laiss]

@Bari & you are?? Tf you downvoting me for

 

[Aseer]

That guy is half saudi btw

I changed it up immediately

 

[Juliet]

That guy is half saudi btw

He’s a somali model, you salty Aidsthopian

 

[Afeik_Abiy]

He’s a somali model, you salty Aidsthopian

Are you talking about the earlier image? The one up right now is Somali, he changed it

 

[Malab]

Now me: Lais qurax
* misogynist males biggest fear
* not religious
* a fit baddie
*polyglot
* anaemic
* opinionated/ can get rude/ b1tchy
*prone to anger outbursts + not being faithful
All in all a baddie

What languages do you know?!

 

[Ahmed123-]

“Tried Percs and fainted” that shit had me crying

 

[Basra]

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I’ll tag yall and tell you what vibe you give

This well put together